On the first day of school for a second grade class, a teacher in Tuscaloosa tells the students, "I am for the Alabama Crimson Tide, how many of you are Tide fans?

Well, the second graders, not being sure what a Tide fan was, but wanting to please the teacher, all raise their hands except for one little girl.
The teacher asks the little girl, "Why aren't you an Alabama Crimson Tide fan?
The little girl says, "Because I'm an Auburn Tiger fan"
The teacher asks, "What makes you think you are an Auburn Tiger fan?"
The little girl says, "Well, my Mommy is a Tiger and my Daddy is a Tiger so that makes me a Tiger."
The teacher says, " What if I told you your Mommy was a moron and your Daddy was a moron, what would that
make you?"

The little girl says, "That would make me an Alabama Crimson Tide fan."

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