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Texan rancher was visiting his country cousin in Australia. Upon arriving the proud Aussie was keen to show him around his spread. So he takes him to see his prize-winning flock of sheep. The Texan takes one look and says "Why these sheep are nothing, back on my ranch in Texas I've got sheep twice the size of these." Not wanting to show his disillusion the Aussie decides to show him his prize-winning herd of cattle, but again the Texan was not impressed and says "These cattle are so small, they make my cattle look the size of elephants". Now the Aussie is getting jealously mad so he decides to show off his pigs, which he is sure are the biggest in the world, but again the Texan is not impressed. At this moment a kangaroo hops by and the Aussie says "OK then, take a look at the size of my grass hoppers!" Sender: Steve Yuen Creator: unknown |