The New and Improved RED DWARF page!
Hey there guys and gals. Or should I say Greetings earthlings. Welcome to the Red Dwarf
page dedicated to what else, Red Dwarf. Don�t get the wrong idea, this is indeed the Red Dwarf page. I, Kryten, will be your guide.
Red Dwarf is a British Comedy made by the BBC in the UK. The Red Dwarf is actually a humungus (big)
space mining ship. Through an accident Dave Lister is the only surviving human on the ship. There is the hologram Arnold J. Rimmer, Cat a descendant of Dave�s cat
Frankenstein, Holly or Holli the ships 6000 IQ computer, and of course me, Kryten the mechenoid.
Christine Kochanski is Dave�s one true love, but she doesn�t join the crew until season seven, But I am
getting ahead of myself.
Season Seven Crew |
Let�s go back to the beginning. Dave is kind of, oh how shall I say it. Well let�s just say he is rather unorganized. He smuggles his new pet cat onboard and is punished by being frozen. While he is frozen
everybody else on board is killed by an accident. Dave is awakened three million years later to find he is
the only human alive. Holly the computer has brought back Rimmer as a hologram to keep Dave from going crazy.
The Red Dward! |
Here is the Red Dwarf where it all started some three million years ago.
Oh the first two million years wasn't so bad, but that last million really
dragged.
Red Dwarf's "Starbug" |
The "Starbug" is a most reliable shuttle. It has
survived many crashes and adventures.
The Gunmen |
Rimmer is a major Smeghead or pain in the, well you get what I mean. Cat has descended from Dave's pet cat,
Frankenstein. Through 3,000,000 years of evolution, cat looks like a human, but is a self centered, egotistical being. I don�t arrive
until the third season to become the star of the show. (Lie mode) Watch the show to find out more details.
I assure you this is one funny show. View the pictures on these pages to get a feel for the show and its
characters.
Dave and Frankenstein |
Dave and his cat Frankenstein which happens to be
the distant ancestor of Cat. What did I say? Well trust me it all makes
sense when you watch the show.
Ace Rimmer |
Rimmer becomes Ace Rimmer savior of the universe. Gives him a good excuse
not to be in all of season seven's episodes.
One sick Rimmer |
Rimmer catches a "Holo" virus and dresses kind of, well look at the
picture and see for yourself.
Listen to Kryten and Ace from the British Television series Red Dwarf
Smeghead Quote.
You said what?
Ace, what a man.
Are you sure?
