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However, for those who do read on, know that everything said on this page is for entertainment 
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page and think it's okay to behave as the hypothetical people in the jokes, because it's NOT. So,
having said that, having warned you, take these jokes lightly, or not at all. I am not responsible
for the actions of others that may have visited this site. I do not condone racial violence, nor 
do I condone violence against women, children, nor do I condone any sort of prejudice.





AND THE JOKES HAVE BEGUN...

Q)Why do women have shorter feet than men?
A)So they can stand closer to the sink.

Q)What's the difference between a showerhead and a man?
A)The woman doesn't have to fake it with the showerhead.

Q)How do turn your dishwasher into a snowblower?
A)Give her a shovel.

Q)Why do women have arms?
A)Do you have any idea how long it would take to LICK the house clean?
A)They gotta make your meals and open your beers somehow.

Q)If a woman speaks in a forest, with nobody in hearing distance, is she still wrong?
A)Well, duh.

Women are sorta like guns...keep one around long enough and you're gonna want to shoot it.

Q)What do you do when your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you?
A)Make the chain shorter.

Q)Why did the woman cross the road?
A)Never mind that, what was she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?

Q)How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
A)Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q)What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?
A)I don't have a Ferrari in my garage...

Q)What's the difference between a dead black dude in the road and a dead deer in the road?
A)There are skid marks in front of the deer.

Q)Why are there so many shelters for battered women in America?
A)Because they just don't listen!

Q)What's the first thing she does after she gets out of the shelter?
A)The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Q)How do you make a baby float?
A)Take your foot off it's head.

Q)What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A)You take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline...

Q)What present would you get a dead baby?
A)A dead kitty...

Q)What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull?
A)Lipstick.

Q)Why do they call it PMS?
A)Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Q)Why do women get PMS?
A)Because they deserve it...

See, the problem is that Men recieved brains and a penis, but only enough blood to run
one at a time.

It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat...

More later...