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| Funniest Names That People Have.... |
Ian Milk, Anthony Computer, Dave Satellite, David Lepper, Sue Mongoose, Jamie Beer (wahey!), Michael Suntan, Paul Stuntage, Derrick Grinter, Graham Arsecrack, Liam Kocksukker, Simon Anal, Mark Pratt, Steve Goodsman, Bill Clinton, Davar Suker, Noel Gifton Williams, Chris Rentadoorframe, Marco Boogers, David Scwimmer, Graham Bypass, Rod Hull, Grotbags, Emu, Kearan Bracken (bender), Peter Potporri, Mandy Dingle, Jasper Carrot, Ian Northeast, Peter Wilmore (why? and that bird of his is a disgrace to all womenkind), Chris Bart Williams (any relation to Noel Gifton?), Graham Poll (bastard ref!)and many many more but I have more important things to discuss... < David Scwimmer from that over-rated tv show "Wankers"....oops, sorry; "Friends". | ||||||||||||||||
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Chim Chimmeny, Chim Chimmeny, Chim Chim Cherooo, We hate those bastards in Claret and Blue... Shit on the Villa, We always shit on the Villa, shit on the.... There's only one Arsene Wenger, one Arsene Wenger, with a bag of sweets he walks with a smile: Wenger is a fucking Paedophile. City is our name, City is our name, 18 years...no....20 years....that's not right...23 years and won fuck all, City is our name...! You're so shit it's unbvelieveable! To Martin Keown, Ian Dowie and Gordon Cowans... "You ugly bastard" "There's only one ugly bastard!" To Graeme Le Saux: "Chelsea rent boy, Chelsea rent boy, woooa woooa" "Do you take it up the arse? Do you take it up the arse?" "He takes it up the arse...he takes it up the..." Stand up if you hate the Serbs! Serbia wank wank wank, Serbia wank wank wank. If I had the wings of a sparrow, the dirty great arse of a crow, I'd fly over Belgrade tommorow, and bomb all those bastards below, below, and bomb all those bastards below!!! To Scousers: "Have you ever been employed?, have you ever been employed!" "What's it like to have a perm? What's it like...." "Where's your GIRO gone, Where's your GIRO gone?" "You've got a really nice car, you've got a really nice car...NICE CAR...." "What's it like to eat real food? What's it like to eat real food?!" To Ipswich Fans: "Is yer tractor parked outside? Is yer tractor parked outside..." To Matt Le Tissier: "You've got a fucking big nose, you've got a fucking big nose!" All of the above chants were collected during extensive research around the great footy gounds of England, and are not the views of myself or Vitchenza OnLine. | Mental Football Chants That Make You Laff! | ||||||||||||||||
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| Great Pubs In And Around The West Country |
The Boathouse, northeast edge of Bath. Great atmosphere and setting next to canal Ratings (out of 10) Beer: 8 Service: 8 Food: 8 Overall: 8 The Rose and Crown, Warminster. What you see is what you get! Not the best looking pub, but if you're up for a laugh and a good old bar brawl then this is your pub! Beer: 7 Service: 8 Food: 6 Overall: 7 The Old Bell Hotel, Warminster. Old ale house with today's best beers. A really nice pub for the elder statesman in the afternoon and the youngsters in the evenings. The food was great! Beer: 8 Service: 8 Food: 9 Overall: 8.5 John Barleycorn, Warminster. Ooooh shit. For an almost guaranteed kick'in then come here. Soldier's dive. Avoid unless you look like or resemble someone from the SAS. Beer: 6 Service: 6 Food: 4 Overall: 5.5 The Yew Tree, Boreham, Warminster. Nice now the former owner has left. Warm welcome and a really great selection of English Ale. Great prices too. Beer: 9 Service: 7 Food: 6 Overall: 7 The Bath Arms, Warminster. Used to be like the JB, but now is more relaxed and less violent. Good range of beer and nice food. Beer: 7 Service: 7 Food: 9 Overall: 8 More reviews here really soon! Please E-mail me with some reviews of your own. Address at base of page. | ||||||||||||||||
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