'Twas a week before Nitro and all through the Arena not a wrestler was stirring, not even the Brood. (Hey, it was 6:30am! Who would be up at this hour?!) The only sound was coming from the women's workout room. Marvinetta and her friend Angel [visiting from Alaska, not FEB, but close enough] were stretching out on the floor, Chibi was fighting with a beer can that didn't want to open and Kat was complaining as she walked on the tread mill.

"Tell me again WHY the hell we're doing this?!" Kat puffed.

"If we want this plan to work we need to be convincing. So smile and stop whining!" Marv grunted as she arched into a back bridge. Kat plastered what looked more like a snarl on her face and sped up. Meanwhile Chibi was cursing at the can, getting thoroughly annoyed.

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'Twas a week before Nitro and in the Arena kitchen, not a FEBlet was happy, not even after the party the Flock threw for us to make up for the little England incident. Linzi and Witka were cooking (yes, cooking) breakfast, while Ami and Star set the table.

"I can't believe I agreed to this!!" Witka groaned as she whipped an egg. "It's a great plan in theory...but I hate this part!!"

"I know the feeling, I've almost forgotten how to set tables." Star mumbled as she practically threw the napkins on the table." I'll be glad when this part is over!!!"

"AMEN" Linzi and Ami said in unison.

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'Twas the same day and all through the Arena wrestlers began waking up. It was the first night in a long time the had ALL slept the entire night alone... a very long time.

"This is weird! None of the FEB are in their rooms. They're beds are made up and the rooms are.. get this... CLEAN" Kanyon whispered in disbelief as he strolled into the Flock game room.

"No way!!" Came the unison reply.

"AND get this.." Nash said as he poked his head through the door. "Goldberg is back to normal....no cramps... his room hasn't been ransacked in days... and..." Nash trailed off.

"And?!"

"He claims the FEB gave him some homemade cookies... that were perfectly fine, no poison or anything...."

A great gasp echoed through the Arena as the Flock and the Wolfpac raced to the FEB kitchen as the smoke alarm went off.

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'Twas five days before Nitro and all through the Arena, Nitro girls were quivering in fear. The FEB had been really nice to them...Or so it seemed. Whisper looked around the corner and dived back in side the room when she saw several FEBlets heading her way.

It was Mindwarp, Poe, and Sammy. As they walked down the corridor you could hear whispering. The words couldn't be made out until Mindwarp spun around and hissed:

"NO! We are NOT going to disembowel the Nitro Girls!!! We are NOT going to beat them up!! We are NOT going to tease them!! We ARE, however, going to deliver these muffins to them and invite them to the workout room tomorrow morning." Sammy and Poe just nodded, but looked quite depressed. As they neared the door to the "Nitro Girls' Party" the FEBlets plastered smiles on their faces and knocked on the door.

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'Twas later that day, and all through the Arena, FEBlets were looking for Golberg. Again. They had cooked him a batch of oatmeal cookies, since he wouldn't eat the chocolate chip ones. As Marvinetta, Angel and Chibi (who was STILL fighting with a beer can) walked into his room they were greeted by the alluring odor of dirty laundry. Using Chibi's crowbar they gathered it all up and trooped to the laundry room.

When Goldberg came back from the gym an hour later he found clean clothes neatly folded on his freshly made up bed. And hot oatmeal cookies and a glass of milk on his table. Upon seeing this he promptly fainted.

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'Twas four days before Nitro and all through the Arena, wrestlers were whispering about how strange the FEB was acting. Inside the corporate meeting room Vinnie Mac, JoJo D. and Bishoff were discussing the problem.

"I'm worried. Really, Really, really worried." JoJo mumbled as he shook his head. " The Nitro girls came to me this morning after they ran into Kat, Chibi, some visiting friend of the FEB and Marvinetta in the workout room. They were actually working out, and apparently enjoying it. Next the Flock and the Wolpac came to me to tell me about Linzi, Witka, Star and Ami COOKING breakfast and serving it to them. And, according to them, it was not only edible, it was good." A deep frown creased JoJo's forehead.

Bishoff just stared in disbelief at the wall as VinnieMac looked at a paper in his hands. He looked up and read what was on the paper.

"To Whom it may concern:

We the FEB would like to place an order to be delivered to the Arena. We need 8 christmas trees, 2 crates of bows (assorted sizes in different colors), 9 wreathes, 8 crates of green lights, 7 crates of green garland and 5 cans of green paint." He looked up as if he would faint. "And guess who's signature is on the bottom? -C-'s."

Another gasp resounded throughout the Arena.

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'Twas three days before Nitro and though out the taping area, wrestlers were scared. The FEB were walking around, not pinching and poking like they normally did, but handing out moist towel-ettes and glasses of water. The wrestlers were looking a little out of shape, they hadn't been "visited" by the FEB in about a week. In the music room even weirder things were happening.

"Ok class! We have some new people joining the choir today. I hope you'll all welcome them accordingly." Marvinetta said as she emptied her "tank of lung capacity". The guys in the choir looked shocked when she didn't re-fill it like she did at the start of every class. They're mouths fell even further as the entire Black and White nWo walked in and sat down in the corner.

"OK class, today we're going to learn some holiday songs. Mr. Steiner? Would please pass out the music for... Silent Night?" Marvinetta asked looking directly at Big Poppa Pump, who laughed and said some of his normal crude comments. The guys in the choir, who had seen Marvinetta erupt before, looked on in horror as Big Poppa Pump threw the music at Marvinetta's feet.

"Do I actually see some one misbehaving in my classroom?" She asked quietly.

"N-no! Marvinetta, m'am." DDP and Goldberg said together as several other wrestlers helped them gather up the scattered music. Big Poppa Pump, who had not heard of the newest member to the Arena family, laughed so hard he fell over. Marvinetta calmly reached in her drawer grabbed a large bag and walked over to where he lay on the floor, laughing hysterically. She pulled a large dunce cap out of the bag and stuck it on his head. What the new leader of the nWo didn't know was that it had super glue on the rim, so it stuck to his head. When he finally realized this he lunged at the Music teacher. Her back was turned so all she saw was Kidman, Psicosis and Benoit diving behind her and then the sounds of someone getting beaten up.

"Excuse me! There will be NO fighting in my room. You can finish this little argument on the way to Mr. Dillon's office! NOW GO! And don't come back until you know how to behave!" Marvinetta cried as she stamped her foot and pointed towards the door. The three carried Scotty Stiener towards the door while trying to explain what happened, but the oddly acting teacher just added another "OUT!!".

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'Twas the afternoon before Nitro and all though the Arena, giggles and cursing could be heard from the taping area. The entire wrestler population of the Arena was outside the door, practically shaking in fear. The only thing they wanted to know was "What's up with the FEB" The FEB had been nice, polite, kind, non abusive, and gentle with the wrestlers. None of the wrestlers had been spied on or attacked in a week. It was as if something had gone wrong next door at Area 51, sending its neighbor the Arena into the Twilight Zone.

Suddenly the doors swung open, knocking down the Wolfpac and the LWO. As some of the FEB walked out not a single one cried "HE NEEDS CPR!!" This caused several of the wrestlers, namely the Brood and the Undertaker to faint from fear.

"It's done! We planned a little party for you guys! Just go into the area with your group's name above the tree and await further instructions!" Mindwarp told the wrestlers, who just stared at her and other FEBlets outfits. The all had on tight baby tees with the FEB Logo, tight black jeans and either pony tails or pig tails. [Except Angel, she had on a homemade Pcisosis shirt. And Marv, she had plain baby tee on]  In the ring Marvinetta, Angel and Chibi were "dancing" and singing along next to the Karoke machine. Kat and Witka were decorating a tree in one corner. The rest of the FEB were chatting near the buffet table.

The wrestlers went to their designated areas and sat down in the chairs around their tree. Just as the last wrestler sat down Marvinetta and Chibi cried "NOW!!" and cages fell from the ceiling, trapping the wrestlers. Screams of terror rang out and several more wrestlers fainted.
 

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What's ahead for the wrestlers of the Arena? What will happen to the Nitro Girls?
What's going to happen to JoJo, Sleazy E, and Vinnie Mac? Will everyone have a Merry Christmas? Tune in next time for the next exciting adventure of the FEB.