At 8:30 we began making our way inside the store. By this time, about 800 fans had turned up. We waited another 15 minutes then one of the HMV Staff came out and introduced Kurt. The place went wild. Every one was shouting "ANGLE, ANGLE." He came up on stage and started to talk. He said "Unlike his own country Britain has all of his three I's." This got a large pop. Some newspapers took his photo then he began to sign autographs. There were signs every where saying no photos please but no one was taking a dam bit of notice.
Whilst we were quing they were showing WWF videos on a big screen behind the stage. One of them included The Kurt Angle Vs. Steve Blackman from Armagegenon. After this match there was the womans championship match (The evening wear, swimming pool match). When this started everyone cheared (all the men!). Before we got to the good bit (MISS KITTY) the guys at HMV stopped the tape. The crowd started to boo like hell. Kurt looked up and must have wondered what was going on. Apart from that the whole night was great!!!
Thanks for the letter, DRA_UK. Sounded like a great time.
~ JR tells us that Tazz's injured bicep may not require surgery; if that's the case he'll miss just six weeks, but if he does opt for the surgery he'll be out three months as I previously reported. Apparently Tazz is being treated by the "New York Mets' doctor".
~ Both The Big Boss Man and X-Pac will miss the trip to England for InsurreXtion. X-Pac of course will tend to his family since his mother-in-law passed away two weeks ago. The Boss Man has been suffering from some blood pressure problems but is on medication to keep the problem under control. Boss Man's family has a history with blood pressure problems and though under control, his condition will prevent him from making the trek to England.
~ Ross confirms that the Kurt Angle vs. Chris Benoit match is still on for InsurreXtion despite the fact that it is no longer for the Intercontinental Title. Kurt is getting screwed out of a shot at gold again!
~ JR informs us that WWF officials will be meeting with University of Minnesota All-American National Champion wrestler Brock Lesnar next week in Connecticut.
~ It's looking more and more like Shawn Michaels will be back on WWF TV within a couple of weeks. Ross targeted after Judgment Day as the main possibility for his return.
~ The Ross says, "I woke up from a deep sleep one night this week and thought I saw the most embarrassing battle royal on TV ever! It must have just been a bad nightmare because nothing could have been that bad, could it?" Ouch, nothing like a good old shot at Dubbya-C-Dubbya.
~ Viscera, former WWF King Of The Ring, people, will be back from his shoulder injury within a couple of weeks, as will Gangrel, also out with a shoulder injury.
~ JR abruptly closes off a surprisingly short report by plugging... you guessed it. His BBQ sauce.
To read the Ross Report in it's entirity, click here.
Finally, to close off the report, and I know this is everybody's favorite part, some Kayfabe Klassic (not so) one-liners.
- Am I the only one that gets really freaked out by the Judgment Day promo? You know, the one with the little girls. Come on, there's something just very, very wrong with that whole scene.
- Something I picked up on Smackdown: When The Rock was in trouble, Hebner rushed into help him, but was of course restrained by referee Mike Chioda, thus allowing DX to triple team the People's Champion and cause yet more damage. Hebner's been a ref for how many years? Doesn't he know that Chioda will stop him and that his plan will backfire? I mean come on! I'm always sticking up for them, but those refs really are stupid.
- How funny is ring announcer, Tony Chimel? On Smackdown when introducing "Showkishi The Barbarian" as being from "Parts Unknown", he cracked, "Betcha haven't heard that one in awhile." Pretty funny. Tony Chimel, ladies and gentlemen. Availbale for birthday parties, weddings, and bar mitzvahs.
- The Big Show in a thong? Well, he did film the video for the follow up to Sisqo's (did I spell that right) Thong Song this week. Let's just hope we don't have to see a sequel to "Showkishi".
- In Your Houses are no more. Even when the title of In Your House was droppped from the monthly Pay Per Views, there was still something inferior about them. The monthly PPV's debuted in May 1995 yet the World Title never changed at an "In Your House" until May of last year when The Undertaker defeated "Stone Cold" Steve Austin to win the Title. Since then we've seen Triple H claim the Title at Unforgiven last September and The Rock win the Title last week at Backlash. With No Way Out and Backlash being arguably the top two Pay Per Views this year, In Your Houses are a thing of the past and are in no way still inferior to the "Big Five PPV's". I suppose this is exactly what the WWF wanted to accomplish in time, and they have, but you know what the big loser in all this was? Summerslam. An annual Federation blockbuster since 1988, Summerslam is the only PPV that suffers from the new jazzed up monthly PPV's. It's lost all its prestige. Wrestlemania will always be Wrestlemania, The Royal Rumble will al ways have the Rumble, Survivor Series will always have Survivor elimination style matches (one would hope), and King Of The Ring will always have the tournament. But Summerslam (Wrestlemania without the history or celebrities) is just another card. Children will grow up thinking Fully Loaded is of the same magnitude as Summerslam! A miscarraige of justice if I've ever seen one, but I guess it's a small price to pay for twelve months of success... OK, good, mini-rant number, shall we say, four (?)- done.
- Kayfabe's List Of Look Alikes? Observe:
Gerald Brisco and ABC's Sam Donaldson
Kevin Kelly and ESPN's Bob Ley
Dean Malenko and Atlanta Braves pitcher Greg Maddux (OK, it's a stretch, but if you look at Maddux while he's on the mound with his hat on his face does kind of resemble Malenko's.... It's true, it's true.)
- The hell do all these columnists thing they're doing by having their fans write in, publishing their letters in their column, then responding to it? Why that's the most blatant rip off of the Mailbag since... well, I won't get into that now. Just kidding, of course, just kidding.
- Flyers/Pens, five OT's? Damn. And I thought sitting through WCW Road Wild was long and tedious...
- Sawan's Avalanche vs. Rajah's Red Wings? (Shouldn't they both be Oilers fans anyway?) Not looking good for the Red Things.
- By the time you're reading this it will be over, but man, if Sacramento can pull one off over the Lakers that would be so incredible...
- Which makes a better brawl? Austin/Undertaker or Tigers/White Sox?
- Alright, enough with my sports break.
- I suppose it's time for my personal favorite part of the update- the end. As I said, not a ton of news, but I guess I did turn it into a pretty good sized report, so maybe I should stop selling myself short at the start of these things. I'll look into that. A few notes before I leave, we will have free live coverage of the WWF UK only InsurreXtion Pay Per View on the newsboard this Saturday night... no wait, it's Saturday night in England which means that in the States it'll be, what, like Saturday afternoon/evening? Something like that. Just be sure to check it out. I'm hearing that there's a good possibility we'll see at least one title change. You won't want to miss it.
- Rajah will be back early next week, though one would think he might be just a little grumpy after being isolated from the WWF for a week. That can't be good for his morale. Anyway, I think you should all give it up for Sawan, Rajah's brother, for holding this place together in Raj's absence. I'll bet you guys didn't even realize that Rajah was gone since the site didn't miss a beat; a testament to the terrific job Sawan has been doing. Let him know you appreciate his efforts. Now I know I've been talking about this new section on the site that will be debuting soon and you all keep patiently waiting for it. Well, you'll have to hang on just a little while longer. When Rajah does return and once he gets back in the flow of things, we'll get this new section up as soon as possible. Believe me, you won't want to miss it.
Thanks to Rajahs WWF.com for all.
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