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Reports Of Pennzoil Deal Confirmed At All-Star Game!! |
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Wherever the all-star game is- About a week ago, the Houston Astros signed a 4 year deal with Pennzoil worth $1.5 million a year. At that time, there were unconfirmed reports that Pennzoil was interested in sponsering the Chicago White Sox also. That deal has been finalized today, with the White Sox signing a deal that will earn them 1.5 million a year also for 4 years to promote that fine product Pennziol!! Pennzoil is a great product. Part of the deal is having Pennzoil commercials during intermissions of games. It has been confirmed that 2 baseball players will be a part of this commercial. The players are probably George Jones from Chicago and Guillermo Garcia of the Astros. There will also be a cow involved for all those interested.... To see the script for the commercial, go to: Click here The strange part of this deal is that why would such a GREAT company as Pennzoil sponser such losers like the White Sox and Astros? This is a mystery and many financial experts are puzzled by this. FPS Commissioner Charles Wilkens exressed his true feelings of the potential deal in a recent interview published in the Boston Globe, saying that he didn't think the White Sox were not "winners" enough to sponser Pennzoil. This deal proved Chas wrong once again!! As everyone knows, Pennzoil will sponser ANYTHING!! Hopefully the White Sox will turn around their losing ways and show people how big a differnce having pennzoil running through your veins (literally; each player gets an injection before every game) makes!! |
Financial Experts Like This One Are Puzzled By The Deal![]() Some Financial Expert |
Jeremy Tietjens
FPS Chicago White Sox