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Tolerance is back with a new issue. Hope you all had a good week, and enjoyed
last night’s pay-per-view. In tonight’s column, topics that will be discussed
are, RAW/Nitro and Smackdown from this past week, Sunday Night Heat videos
packages, ECW November 2 Remember review, random thoughts and notes of
wrestling, and to end it, last week’s failed gimmick responses, plus this
week’s failed gimmick of the week.
RAW
was so-so this past week, I was really into the DX reunion, but in the
past week, it has grown to be boring. RAW had the same ending as Smackdown
practically, Vince knocking someone out "accidentally" with the title belt,
and then having a depressed look on his face as he regretted interfering.
The
Edge/Christian/Hardyz Vs. Hollys/Too Cool match up was a really awesome
display, the eight men where all over the place and when you got the top
young guys all in the same ring, in the same match it’s going to be entertaining
at the very least.
The
Al Snow/Mankind Vs. Bossman/Prince Albert match was pretty surprising.
It was actually pretty well put on, even though Albert and Bossman, two
of the laziest workers in the WWF were involved. At the conclusion of the
match we see Val Venis light a garbage can on fire containing several copies
of Mankind’s best selling book, why is this an angle? Is Mankind upset
over losing a few bucks over a couple burnt books? It’s "copies" of the
book. It’s not like the took the first edition or rough draft and lit it
up, with no other resource left. Get a clue, no one cares who burns a couple
books, let’s see some legitimate heat, over something less immature or
stupid.
Jericho
with a yeast infection. That’s a scary thought. Chyna has really picked
up on her mic skills and even her wrestling skills are slowly growing.
Although she still looks awkward executing some of the moves. It was good
to see Jericho get the last laugh in this segment, to save some face for
him, and to get him over as the heel, with the sneak attack, would of looked
better if Miss Kitty had of gotten involved, even if she were to run in
and attempt to knock Jericho out with the belt, but only to get knocked
down or something to that level.
Steve Austin. What is up with Austin. He refuses to wrestle Jarrett, ultimately
making Jarrett leave, but the next thing we see, him working a program
with Billy Gunn. Jarrett was clearly more over than Gunn, but that still
isn’t saying much, but Jarrett-Austin would of looked much more acceptable,
rather than a natural tag team wrestler, Billy Gunn taking on Austin. I
am really looking forward to an Austin-Rock program now. Rock is much more
over than, a few months back at Wrestlemania 15, were Austin went over
Rock. Now this time Rock is on a more level playing field, and is close
to Austin’s fan base. But I would say he is more over than Austin, because
a few weeks back when McMahon declared the Survivor Series main event to
be a triple threat, Austin’s catch phrases were getting bigger pops. Not
to discredit Rock, but he still has a ways to go before he is CLEARLY the
number one contender.
Lawler,
talking about marriage, and giving Stephanie some advice was so dumb, it
was funny. Hearing him ask her if he had a ring on his finger, and her
playing dumb, just plain funny. The main event, with Shane McMahon taking
on HHH was built up pretty well, and it was obviously stacked against Triple
H, but it was obvious Shane would not win the championship. He is all right
in interviews, and is an alright wrestler, and does do some amazing spots,
but he isn’t over enough to be champion. If they gave him the belt, it
would of been like reliving a few weeks back when Vince McMahon beat Triple
H.
Moving
on to Nitro, now, I really don’t know what WCW can do, they honestly are
putting on some pretty entertaining wrestling, and are beginning to do
more backstage scenes, but yet they still lose miserably in the ratings.
I guess the viewers aren’t as stupid as Russo and Ferrera believe. Basically
Nitro is moulding into a replica of RAW, just change the characters and
the atmosphere around and you got basically the same format with the same
styles and trends, which are easily pointed out.
The
Nitro Girls cannot act. Why are they involved in the story lines? They
are supposed to be upset at Kimberly and her ego, yet most of them are
smiling dumbly. Also, what is up with David Flair, is he that stupid? "Duh,
a car’s driving my way and a video camera is focused on me, I think I’ll
just walk out slowly onto the road, and slowly stop, directly in the car’s
path, hopefully it won’t hit me." Comon, if your going to do one of these
backstage scenes, sometimes it’s better NOT to have a camera on hand, to
make it a little bit more convincing. If I were backstage, and a camera
was on me, I’d back myself in to a corner, grab a weapon, and prepare for
something to occur.
The
Vince McMahon parody by none other than Kevin Nash, was pretty ridiculous.
What was the point of it? Do they think if they make fun of the competition,
it will get them over, and people will tune in? Why would they, when all
they are going to do, is make lame cracks at the competition. The parody
had it’s moments, but over all, it should not have even aired. Some of
you may, say well what about what DX did and what the WWF is saying all
the time about WCW. At least the WWF comes out plainly and points out directly
that they hate WCW and Turner. WCW tries to dance around the thought, but
won’t ever come out with the truth, that they are embarrassed by the ratings,
and hate the WWF and McMahon.
On
to Smackdown, Well Al Snow and Mankind are the tag team champions, I guess
it was only for so long that the Holly’s could hold the titles, but was
it really necessary for them to drop them to the Snow and Mankind on Smackdown?
Wouldn’t it have been better and more dramatic to drop them on a pay-per-view
instead of in the first match of a regular television show. Nothing else
really ground breaking or earth shattering happened, except for the Main
event which really just had the same sort of ending as RAW did. With Vince
knocking someone out by accident with the title, to let Triple H pin the
person for the win.
I
don’t know if many of you actually catch Sunday Night Heat, but you might
want to being to tape it or even watch it as it’s broad casted. The Video
packages on the show are excellent quality and it really shows you, one
of the reasons why the WWF is number one. Their titan tron videos and the
regular video packages are just so much better and more professional looking,
then WCW, and definitely ECW’s. Something that caught my eye on Heat, was
Steve Blackman Vs. Julio Fantastico. Julio was on the Heroes of Wrestling
pay-per-view, just a few weeks back, I guess the exposure on the pay-per-view
helped him into getting into the WWF, I do not know if he’s under a contract
or not, maybe within a few week’s, someone on the internet will post a
contract status or news on him and the WWF. On Heat they showed in it’s
entirety the Chris Jericho, Break the Wall Down video. It truly is appealing
and looks fabulous. I know Jim Johnston does the music for the WWF stars,
but whoever does the videos, deserves props definitely as well.
Now,
November 2 Remember, the last pay-per-view of 1999, for ECW was truly an
amazing show. I really enjoyed the matches and was oohing, and ahhing,
through the whole thing. Here’s a run down of the matches.
Spike
Dudley vs Simon Diamond - The sexual references by Simon, are all funny
and great, but ECW will only be doing these things until they catch on
in the media, and what will they do when they have negative stories written
about them. WCW got heat for Lane and Lodi, but with Simon blatantly making
sexual references about his "dick" what will happen their? The match was
the same old format of a Spike Dudley match. I have been watching ECW since
it came on TNN, and Spike Dudley is seriously getting on my nerves. In
real life, as ECW wants to be considered, a little nerd, would never beat
a guy the size of Sal E., oh and while Sal E. is on my mind, for you extreme
ECW fans who say ECW never has stolen a gimmick off WWF or WCW. What do
you call the "Big Salbowski"? Sure, it’s a parody of Venis’ gimmick, but
comon if your going to do a parody, don’t waste the viewer’s time. Put
something more enjoyable out.
Tajiri
vs Super Crazy vs Jerry Lynn - Excellent match, some great technical wrestling
in this. I am not a really big fan of Tajiri, but can he work or what?
Super Crazy got knocked out pretty quickly, it seems Tajiri and Crazy have
been battling for ages now. Lynn finishes off Tajiri with a cradle pile
driver, the move he has never been able to execute on Rob Van Dam.
The
Baldies vs Balls Mahoney and Axl Rotten - What kind of gimmick, is a group
of four bald rejects? Rotten and Mahoney get the crap knocked out of them
until a slow paced New Jack wanders out with his "toys". Obviously he doesn’t
know how to place nice, as he knocked one of the Baldies with the vacuum
cleaner directly in the groin. Pretty useless match since ECW has not learned
of split screen action, anyway only really amazing spot here, was New Jack
diving off the banner. I am surprised at ECW allowing New Jack to do these
jumps. Since Owen Hart died from an accidental fall from anywhere to fifty
to a hundred feet, and New Jack is jumping just below that, with maybe
a thirty foot jump? What would ECW do if New Jack fell flat on his face
and stomach? It would definitely knock the wind out of him, maybe even
break some bones. If he died would they stop the show?
Chris
Candido vs Sabu - Definitely five star match here, Candido really is a
hard worker, and we all know how far Sabu is willing to go, so it is very
natural for these two to put on such a great match up. Tammy is looking
a lot better than before as well, she looks to be thinning out quite a
bit. Candido and Sabu worked a very good match, and it was probably the
highlight of my night, even though nothing was on the line besides respect
and honor.
Masato
Tanaka vs Mike Awesome - Pure brawl, these guys sure can work well together,
but how many times can they reenact the same moves out against each other?
It was obvious Tanaka was not walking out with the strap, but still he
put on a very respectable showing. Tanaka is either very stubborn, or has
a very high pain tolerance, I think it’s a bit of both. Those two chair
shots he got were laid in stiff, you could see. The Powerbomb off the top
was a huge bump, don’t know who that would really take more out of.
Taz
Vs. Rob Van Dam - Before the match even started you had to know Rob Van
Dam was going over Taz for sure. It’s only been posted on the internet
for the past 2 months nearly, and you have to know Taz is leaving ECW at
the end of 1999, or maybe even sooner, since he is finally agreeing to
do the job to the elite in ECW. This match was really well worked, but
why does every match Van Dam is involved in, heat up at the beginning go
a good minute and a half and then come to a halt? Do they not realize that
they are letting the dramatic spots die down doing that? I know they need
a bit of a break, but if your going to do that, then take your time in
the first few minutes of the match, and then heat it up, with someone snapping
or something to that affect.
Impact
Players and Rhino vs Tommy Dreamer, Raven, and Sandman - This match wasn’t
really all it was cracked up to be. It wasn’t really interesting, as I
kept glancing at the clock as it went on to see how long it would continue.
The introduction for the Sandman was way too long, I know it was his first
match back in pay-per-view, but did he really need to go around the entire
arena, crushing cans over his head. One interesting bit of this match was,
Sandman hadn’t taken a bump or thrown a punch, yet he was bleeding at his
forehead and the bridge of his nose, thanks to the beer cans.
Just
some quick thoughts involving wrestling now. As many of you know, The Rock
has been declared the sexiest male wrestler of 1999, and will probably
be in the 50 most sexiest men. The interesting bit of this is, this list
and all it’s connections, are featured in "People’s Magazine". I guess
the People’s Champ, has finally came back to the People’s pages.
Mankind
has accomplished a feat, that many authors dream of being apart of. The
top ten list in the New York Times best seller list. Mick Foley is the
number two author in the list right now, that’s a great feat for a humble
man like Foley.
Now,
here’s a few of your responses to my open invitation on the failed gimmick
of the week.
[email protected]
Without
question... it HAS to be Nash's lame impersonation of Vince
McMahon.
WCW really messed up with this one, showing that they are clearly the 2nd
rate company here.
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I
believe, No I know that the worst gimmick is the RETURN of the Head-Bangers.
God! Every time I see those two in the ring, I think we got rid of LOD
but these guys stayed? I mean the pop those guys got last week on RAW was
unreal, I mean those 7 people who did cheer for them last night were only
out done by the 6 people who were booing those guys. Why have such a lack
luster match at such a critical time of ratings, in fact why have it at
all, especially against a team with such power as the Dudley Brother's.
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Okay!
Filthy Animals ran away with this prize easily... four 'cool, hip guys'.
one handsome and athletic, one small and aerial/martial arts, one wears
baggy pants or sweats and cusses a lot, and one completely arrogant yet
talented a-hole. Accompanied by a woman in skimpy clothing. The Filthy
Animals is simply a poor man's DX.. nuff said!!
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Thanks
to all the responses I received. And I hope next time I hold a poll you
all send in your choices as well. Now, for this week’s failed gimmick of
the week, it has to be the Head Bangers. Like a few of you readers stated
last week, the Head Bangers match on RAW was a waste of time, and shouldn’t
have been aired at all. But, do the Head Bangers and Dudlyez match up well?
No way. Head Bangers are a more high flying team, while the Dudleyz are
pure brawlers and hard core. The WWF needs to really set the Dudleyz up
against the team of Al Snow and Mankind, and have some legitimate hard
core tag team matches. Throw the Acolytes in there even and you’ll have
one awesome display. The Head Bangers either need to be broken up, and
feud with each other, or get involved in a feud with a team, more their
style. A team like Too Cool, or Edge and Christian. The Head Bangers would
also be much better as heels. Whatever happened with Marianna? She was
really a nice piece of eye candy, and they just wrote her out of the story
line. They should have a GTV segment with her flirting with Thrasher, and
have Mosh get upset and end up breaking up the team over her. Bring her
back and have her set up in a kind of sexy role like Terri Runnels.
That’s
all for this week, thanks for reading, and I hope you all enjoy wrestling
for the next week. I’ll be back next Monday with a review of Survivor Series
among other things… Have a good night. |