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Tolerance is finally back online. Tonight’s column will be a fairly small
one. In this edition, it will include more on the WCW situation. WWF Wrestlemania
thoughts, and to finish off the failed gimmick of the week. So without
further ado, here’s tonight’s column.
WCW
back in 1997 when the nWo was at it’s prime, people inside WCW and even
wrestling fans thought that WCW was like the Titanic, it was unsinkable.
Well, like the Titanic the kingdom of WCW crumbled from the insides. With
the backstage politics, paranoia running more rapid than "Hulkamania" in
the early nineties, and the repetitive story lines WCW faltered and eventually
collapsed. In August of 1999, there was a shining light on the horizon
though. Vince Russo. Surely if this man could turn the WWF around and bring
them to record setting numbers surely he could do the same for this second
class federation. Well right from the get go Russo’s creative development
was cut short and he eventually was demoted and dropped from the top spot
of creative writer. During this saga, WCW had a switch in Presidency in
the company, (No not the on role crap) but rather Eric Bischoff being let
go and Bill Busch put in his place. What would have happened if Bischoff
was never let go? Would WCW be any better off? I think so. Eric Bischoff
was the only guy that actually came near Vince McMahon in ambition. Bill
Busch may be a friendly person, but does he know how to make a successful
wrestling product? Obviously not if he’s got Kevin Sullivan in charge.
WCW is like an Aries or more known as a Ram. The Aries will continually
ramming it’s horns into a brick wall until the wall falls apart or, until
they die. WCW continues to put out the same people in the main events,
and probably will continue to. It’s pretty obvious that Hulk Hogan, Ric
Flair, Lex Luger, Sid Vicious, Kevin Nash or Scott Hall aren’t as demanded
as they once were. Yet WCW continues to put them out there. Get it through
your head WCW, people do not want to see Lex Luger Vs. Hulk Hogan, or Flair
Vs. Hogan. Or any other match with these guys. If the majority of the viewer’s
did, then obviously WCW would be getting major ratings, but they aren’t
so that pretty much tells you that people don’t want it. WCW will not surpass
WWF in the ratings, ever in my view, or at least not anytime soon but they
certainly can do better than 2.5-3.0’s unopposed. WCW should just throw
caution to the wind and try something COMPLETELY different. For ONE NIGHT
ONLY put on a totally different show. Align Symphony with Vampiro, and
have Vampiro/Symphony Vs. Crowbar/Daffney in a mixed tag team match. Kidman
Vs. Kanyon. DDP Vs. Jeff Jarrett. TAFKA Prince Iaukea Vs. Kid Romeo. Bret
Hart Vs. Tank Abbott. Norman Smiley Vs. Bam Bam Bigelow. Three Count (Shane
Helms/Shannon Moore) Vs. Booker T/Felix Skipper. Madusa Vs. Mona Vs. Sherri
Martel in a COMPETITIVE match. Evan Karagias Vs. Psychosis. There’s more
than plenty. I guarantee those matches would raise the ratings. Just for
the record if you like those matches send me some feedback, if not, give
me matches that you think WCW should run (Obviously the workers have to
be on the WCW roster.) I’ll post some reply’s next week. These matches
couldn’t get any worse. They are already getting slaughtered, why not try
something different?
WWF
Wrestlemania is coming soon. April 2 to be exact. Not much I can say as
of now, but I read some information that the show will be $49.95 with a
pre-show starting at noon and running till 11pm when the usual pay-per-view
ends. All I have to comment on that is, is WWF nuts?! Fifty bucks?! That’s
nearly the same amount for boxing events, and at least with a wrestling
show you get to see some entertainment, unlike ordering a boxing event
sitting through the crap under-card and then watching a 20 minute intro
of Mike Tyson followed by a ten second fight. That’s entertainment? Damn.
Time
to wrap this one up. Time for the failed gimmick of the week, which is....
Vince McMahon. HUH?! Allow me to elaborate. Elabor- OH! Explain, okay well
Vince hasn’t been on television. No problem there. But rather it’s the
way he brought back Kane. Vince is smart and often fools the fans by continuing
the main angle, which in this case is the McMahon-Helmsly era. But then
he takes a swerve in this case, Kane and inserts him in like nothing. Which
in the end is prolonging the McMahon-Helmsly era. But with this new swerve
added, this will keep the fans happy for another two weeks or so. Thing
is most fans will just go along with this and be happy. Meanwhile a few
weeks back everyone was whining that this era angle has run it’s time.
Guess again.
That’s
all for tonight. Told yeah it would be short, but not lacking in content. |