TO GINNY'S BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD PAGE
"THAT WHICH DOES NOT SUCK!"
HOWDY, HAVE A SEAT...CORNHOLE!!!!!
Wow..are they talkin about me?? LOL
BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD WAV'S
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KICK HIM IN THE GNADS..BEAVIS!!
AHHH HES TRYING TO TOUCH MY WIENER!
TESTICLES. ..TESTICLES...BEAVIS IS IN DA HOUSE
CHOKE YOUR OWN CHICKEN DUDE...WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?
SOUNDS OF BUTTHEAD IN BATHROOM
AHH, IVE GOT A CRISIS..IN MY PANTS
A GIRL HAS A CROTCH? HM...I'LL BE DAMNED
COME OUT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN!!
Here's a couple of cool songs off from the CD The Beavis and Butthead Experience :
"I Got You Babe" by Cher with Beavis and Butthead.
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BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD LINKS....for all you
lazy dudes!!
Beavis & Butthead Do America
Beavis &
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Jason's Beavis
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Beavis & Butthead
& Earthcomm
Morty's Beavis
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Beavis & Butthead do
WWW
The Supreme Beavis & Butthead
Page
Tado'ws
Beavis & Butthead Page
Anton's
Beavis & Butthead Page
Beavis & Butthead's
World
alt.culture:
Beavis & Butthead
Kris' Beavis &
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FTP Archive @pdx
Beavis & Butthead
Bunghole Page
The Beavis Web Server
Jeff Beckham's Tribute
to Beavis & Butthead
Beavis &
Butthead's Sofa
Beavis &
Butthead, Just Plain Stupid
That which does not suck
This Site sucks
Beavis
& Butthead Ultimate Page
Would you like to see my
bunghole?
The Bee-man's Beavis &
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Beavis & Butthead's
Playground
Text to
Beavis & Butthead
Sleazy's Beavis &
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Beavis
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More
Sounds at Rob's Multimedia Lab
The Amazing
Clickable Beavis
The Beavis
& Butthead Episode List
Beavis &
Butthead Pickup Lines
Cornholio for President
Page 4 @
Geocities
Big Red's
Beavis & Butthead Gallery
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Here are some Beavis & Butthead
Pick-Up lines...
Uh, hey baby. Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."
You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.
Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby.
What's your sign? Is it "Yield"?
Huh huh huh huh. Would you like carry my books for me?
If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?
I can make you feel like I've never had sex before.
My lips are registered weapons.
I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?
If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine.
If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down.
Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for.
Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?
You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it.
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; SOME COOL IMAGES I FOUND
SOME FAMOUS B AND B QUOTES:
This is Joey Buttafuoco's theme song." Beavis & Butthead (about Winger's "She's only 17")
"These guys are cool - for a bunch of mimes." Beavis & Butthead (about Kiss)
"Drums, guitar and Death. They finally got it right." Beavis & Butthead
"Tattoos are cool." "Yeah, I wish I was born with one." "You're not born with tattoos, dumbass. You get them when you join the navy." Beavis & Butthead
"Is this satanic music?" "Naw. It's not cool enough." Beavis & Butthead (about "Devil Inside" by INXS)
"I like to blow up lizards." "Eh heh heh, yeah. And I like to burn things." Beavis & Butthead
"Skulls are cool" - Butthead
"The future sucks. Change it." "I'm pretty cool Beavis, but I cannot change the future." Beavis & Butthea d
"Beavis, I thought you were daddie's little cutie." "Shut up Bunghole!" Beavis & Butthead (while watching Aerosmith's Ragdoll)
"That's not funny, dumbass!" Beavis & Butthead
"These guys are pretty cool - even though they're sixty." Beavis & Butthead (about Aerosmith)
"I'm there dude." Beavis & Butthead
"Hey Beavis. Guess where his hand's been." Beavis & Butthead (about Germaine Jackson's video)
"You're a man? Eh heh heh, I don't think so." "He's not even a boy." Beavis & Butthead (about Boy George video)
"Calm down Beavis. You're gonna soil your drawers." Beavis & Butthead
"Where's the explosion?" "They never show the good stuff." Beavis & Butthead
"Whoa! It's the President of England!" "Yeah, she jams!" Beavis & Butthead (About Queen Elizabeth II)
"Hey Beavis, let's pretend we're dead." "Yeah, eh heh heh, that would be cool." Beavis & Butthead
"Look, I'm strokin' my wiener." Beavis & Butthead
"These chicks look like guys." "Yeah. That one's not wearin' a bra." Beavis & Butthead (about Nelson)
"Hey Butthead, do you think I'm beautiful?" Beavis & Butthead
"If you're not a cartoon, Stove gass will kill you." Beavis & Butthead (Disclaimer)
"College music sucks!" "Yeah. I guess it's only cool, if you, like, go to college." Beavis & Butthead
"Everything I know, I learned from my Dad." "Yeah. Me too." "Really? You both have the same dad?" "We don't know. It's possible." Beavis & Butthead
"Hey Beavis, let's rock!" Beavis & Butthead
"I wish this video had some explosions." "That would be cool." Beavis & Butthead
"I wish this video had some explosions. That would be cool." "Heh heh henh hmm heh. It does have some explosions. Heh henh hmm." "Fairies grant wishes. Huh huh heh huh hunh." Beavis & Butthead
"Hey Beavis." "What?" "Your butt's weird lookin'." "Shut up!" "Heh huh, kinda looks like bologne." "Shut up!" Beavis & Butthead
"He's smiling at you, Beavis." "Shut up, Butthead!" Beavis & Butthead (about George Michael in Wham video)
"I hate words." "Words suck." "If I wanted to read, I'd go to school." Beavis & Butthead
"Hammers are cool." "Yeah, I like to take hammers, and just break stuff, just break stuff." Beavis & Butthead
"She beat her carpet." "Yeah, we should do that." "Yeah. It looks cool." Beavis & Butthead
"He's got a hair stiffy!" Beavis & Butthead
"I peed in the gym once." "Really? Yer pretty cool Beavis." Beavis & Butthead
"Hey Butthead, what is teenspirit?" "You mean you don't know? Dude, then I'm not gonna tell you." Beavis & Butthead
"This chainsaw is pretty cool. Pruning is cool." Beavis & Butthead
"It's that dude! The Grim Rapper!" Beavis & Butthead
"Rock! Rock dude!" Beavis & Butthead
"If you play this stuff backwards, it says 'This sucks!'" Beavis & Butthead about INXS "The Devil Inside"
"His teeth are whiter than white." Beavis & Butthead (about the lead singer for Winger)
"This is like a James Bond movie." "Yeah. They need that short guy, HandJob." "Heh heh heh, you said 'Job'." Beavis & Butthead
"Is this like an Irish Spring Commercial?" "A might bit stronger than I care to be!" Beavis & Butthead
"Ah, such a manly soap!" "Ah, manly yes! But Beavis likes it too! Heh heh heh eh he heh heh heh!" "Shut up Bunghole! I'll kick yer ass!" "Heh heh heh eh eh eh heh heh heh" "Shut up, dumb ass!" Beavis & Butthead
"You callin' me a liar?" "No ass-munch, I'm callin' you a waste of bum wipe." Beavis & Butthead
"Hey, we could get Butthead to sit on a glass and fart." "What's so scientific about that?" "Nothin' until you light it." Beavis & Butthead
"You asswipe! I was about to have a wet dream!" Beavis & Butthead
"Uhh, I have an injury." "You do?" "Yeah, I have this great big crack in my butt." Beavis & Butthead
"Today we're going to explore the world of hiku." "We're going to explore the world of getting high? Cool!" "No, beavis, not *high* *cool*, hiku--the haunting japanese form of 3 line poetry." Beavis and Mr Van Driessen
"Anything?" "Nope." "Are you sure you're lickin' right? uhuhuh." "Uhuhuh, yeah." "I don't get, it's supposed to pack an awesome buzz." "Ptui! Hmmmmm, tastes like chicken. Here toadie, toadie." Beavis & Butthead licking a frog
"Are you the boys that spray-painted my dog?" "Uh, no, that was some other guys, huh huh." Beavis & Butthead
"Are your shakes made from ice cream and milk, or do you use that reconstituted shake mix stuff?" "Yeah, heh heh hmmh heh heh" "I asked you a question, are they real or shake mix?" "Yeah, heh heh hmmh heh heh" "Look, let me see your manager?" "Uh, huh huh, I'm an assistant manager, is there something I can help you with?" "I asked a simple question, are your shakes real or made from shake mix?" "Uh, we have vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry." Beavis & Butthead
"Uh... it's like free, I guess." "Heh heh, He's gonna eat a fried mouse." "And bugs." "And he's coming back later!" "I know where there's a dead racoon!" Beavis & Butthead
"I hate when mimes get in your face and don't say anything." "Yeah, I usually kick them in the 'nads and they say something. Usually it's ooh...unh...aahh." Beavis & Butthead
"Try the morphine, it's excellent today." Beavis & Butthead
"Okay boys, what do you have under your clothes?" "Wouldn't you like to know." Butthead
"Is he talking about humping a hound? Huh huhuhuh huh." "Heheh henh henh hmm heh. Yeah, that'd be cool. Heh heh hmm henh." "It would?" Beavis & Butthead
Background: (flush of a toilet) "Butthead! Butthead! Come quick! Bare ass on TV!!" Beavis & Butthead
"Yeah. You could, like, fill a balloon with snot and throw it at someone." "Yeah, and it would get in their hair and get all sticky and they couldn't get it out." "Let's go buy some balloons, dude." Beavis & Butthead
"I wonder how Axl Rose would feel if he got his ass kicked by a couple of 14 year olds." "Yeah, that would really suck. Getting your asses kicked by Hanson. Heh Hehheh, henh hmm, heh, heh." Beavis & Butthead
"Hey look, he's wearin' a drive-thru headset! Maybe he works at BurgerWorld!" "(picks up phone) Uhh, hello? I'll take a quarter pounder and a dozen chicks in tight shorts to go, please." "Heh hehehehhehehheheheh heheheh." "(simultaneously) huh huh huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh huhuh." Beavis & Butthead
"Mr. Buzzcut! Mr. Buzzcut!" "Yes, Butthead?" "I can't do this assignment. I'm dietetic." Butthead
"We don't know how to take care of a baby." "Let's give it a bath." "I'm gonna slap you around like a red-headed step child." "Uh oh..." "You drowned it." "We'll never get to see it grow up." Beavis & Butthead