Welcome to my..BYE BYE BARNEY PAGE!!!
Note: These pages are
intended as humor only. Violence in real life against Barney the Dinosaur (or any other
fictional
character) is NOT condoned by the author, or any associates of the author.
Some people might find these pages objectionable. You have been warned. The content of
these pages should not be
seen by little kids who adore Barney. This site is for adults and teenagers who don't like
Barney. If you like Barney, go somewhere else.
I know this page is kinda sadistic...but I'm so sick of this
purple demon....I just had to dedicate a page to his destruction!! My hatred of Barney is
consuming my very soul. Coming back from dropping off the kids and popping on the
television and seeing that big purple beast tormenting parents and children alike around
the world... I must strike a blow in the name of decency!!! I offer this forth as a weapon
against the Purple One.
BARNEY WAV FILES.......
Barney meets the chainsaw - background sound
barney dies.
(84k)barney dies. (208k)
Barney makes rude noises, barney dies. (83k)
Monty Python throws holy hand granade, barney dies. (477k)
Barney is called rebel scum, barney dies. (65k)
Wolfenstien, barney dies. (132k)
barney dies. (102k)
barney dies. (338k)
Barney Pukes, barney dies. (166k)
Barney joins the dark side, barney dies. (155k)
Barney is in duke nuke'em, barney dies. (80k)
Forest Gump talks to barney, barney dies. (211k)
Kirk beams away, barney dies. (54k)
Robocop talks to barney, barney dies. (139k)
Simpsons kill barney, barney dies. (346k)
"NO MORE BARNEY" WALLPAPER...
(right click, and press...save image as)
SOME
COOL ANTI-BARNEY LINKS!
THE I HATE BARNEY
ASSOCIATION
Into the Purple
Abyss!!
The Barney Cookbook Page- Have
Barney over for dinner.
Barney Ate My Balls Page - Self Explanatory!!!
Interactively Kill Barney With A Choice Of Weapons
Attack Barney - Click On Him To Shoot
Barney the dinosaur HATE sounds
The truth about the Purple thing
Proof that Barney
is Satan
Given: Barney= CUTE PURPLE DINOSUAR
| S | R |
|---|---|
| CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR | Given |
| CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR | Write in Latin |
| CV V L DI V | Roman Numerals |
| 100 5 5 50 500 1 5 | Arabic Numerals |
| 100+5+5+50+500+1+5 | Add |
| 666 | Total |
| 666=SATAN | Given |
| BARNEY=SATAN | Proven |
TOP 38 WAYS TO KILL THE S.O.B..
1.Make him watch his own show.
2.Move every third molecule 3 feet to the left until he closely resembles Picasso's
"Guernica".
3.Donate his body to science...early. (Living organ donor???)
4.Well, just call my cousins Guido and Vinnie and tell them that you kinda placed $200 in
a bag under the rock in the
park.... mention the fact that you would _love_ to have Barney's knee-caps as conversation
pieces.
5.Have him magically turn the classroom into a vacuum ... watch his body explode.
6.Strip off his flesh, bury the bones in your back yard, and then dig them up, a piece at
a time, selling them to your nearest
natural history museum. A complete dinosaur skeleton would be worth a fortune! Death to
Barney for fun AND profit!
7.Sew his lips to his rectum.
8.Make him a referee in an NHL game.
9.Put him in a guillotine; put the rope holding up the blade in his mouth and then beat
him with a jagged piece of metal until
he screams.
10.Dip him in tar (anything sticky will do), cover him with hundred-dollar bills and throw
him into a pit full of lawyers...
11.Bury all but his head in an anthill. Cover with honey.
12.Use him for testing Ginsu knives with Mrs. Bobbitt helping out.
13.Get him to neuter a Pit-Bull Terrier.
14.Plutonium enema.
15.Send him to Miami in a rented car.
16.Move the set of the show to an actual inner-city classroom.
17.Let him take a New York Subway at night.
18.Make him hug Madonna. (When she's wearing her pointy bra)
19.Tie him up like a pi�ata and have small Mexican children beat him to death.
Note: You can actually get pi�atas that look like Barney at Toys R Us
20.Tie him down in a chair and force him to listen to country music, until even *HE* goes
insane with all the sap!
21 Tell him Jimmy Hoffa was a bad man and he should tell it to the Teamsters.
22.100 cans of JOLT and a titanium steel vault.
23.Send him to a country western bar and let him play heavy metal. (reversible)
24.Make him run UNIX on a Tandy Colour Computer 3. (128k total)
25.Inject him with all the chemicals that go into Hostess Twinkies.
26 Nitroglycerine suppository
27.Barney meets the Terminator. "Hasta la vista...BARNEY!".
28.Sucked into a turbo-prop engine (a jet would be more fun. 'after burners?')
29.Acupuncture with a nail gun
30.OOPS! Barney shouldn't have soldered that propane tank while full.
31.Forced to watch "The Wall" video without his happy pills.
32.Bent, folded and mutilated by the post office. (would be worse if you didn't write
"fragile" on the label)
33.Put him in an old Star Trek episode, in a RED SHIRT.
34.Send him to Montreal wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey.
35.Send him to Cuba with a T-shirt saying "Fidel Sucks"
36.Make him figure out his own taxes.
37.Strap him to the back of a Ford Pinto, then rear-end it into the side of a GMC truck.
38.Shove his head in a floppy drive, then type "format a:".
