1) What's purple and lays in a corner?
A baby with a bag over it's face
2) What's green and lays in a corner?
Same baby after a week
3) why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can see the expression
4) whats grosser than a truck full of dead babys?
One alive in the center
eating his way out
5) How do you make a dead baby float?
2 scoops of ice cream, 1 bottle of
rootbeer or cream soda and 1 dead baby.
6) What's grosser than 10 dead babys in one trashcan?
1 dead baby in 10 trashcans
7) How did the dead baby cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken
8) What's the difference between a bag full of bowling balls and a bag full of
dead baby heads?
You cant stick a pitchfork through a bag of bowling balls
9) What's black, white and red all over?
A half white half black baby in a
microwave