We're quickly collecting together many funny things, and they'll soon be regurgitated from the sources right up onto this section soon enough. Listen though, if we offend anyone with any of these jokes--then get a life, they're not to be taken seriously. The designers of this web page are all 100% wusses, and could not hold our own in a fight if our lives depended on it. So if you feel the need to send us hate mail, then just take a second to count to 100, or if you can't go that high, go to 10, and don't worry about. Because we'll write you back with basically the same thing that you're reading right now. These jokes are meant to be enjoyed, not cause controversy! Ahem, with that out of the way, here we go, choose your poison: