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When you jump off the Empire State Building and land on a bicycle
What's grosser than that?
When the bicycle has no seat
Biting into a hotdog and finding a vein
Sliding down a razor blade into a pool of alchohol
When you go to kiss your grandma and she slips you the tongue
When you jump off the Empire State Building and land in a dumpster
What's grosser than that?
When you land with one leg in...and one leg out
When you're eating corn flakes and you brother can't find his scab collection
When you go into a doctors office, eat some complimentary stewed tomatoes and you hear the annoucment "whos next for abortions"
Eating mayonaise out of a jar and finding a condom at the bottom
Eating rice off a plate and watching the rest fly away
When you sit on Santa's lap and he pops a boner
What's grosser than that?
When you pop one back
Getting 1000 paper cuts on your face and dunking your head into lemonade
Pork-flavored jolly ranchers
When you're 70-year-old classical mythology teacher has a huge hump on her back
What's grosser than that?
When she has an even bigger one sticking out her side, so she has to walk through a doorway sideways
What's grosser than THAT?
When she bumps into you
When you pop a boner and run out of skin
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