1) I am always innocent.
2) Horses Rule.
3) Rain is good.
4) Lewis Carroll characters will eventually
take over the world!
5) Four legs good, two legs baaaaaad.
6) Unicorns are real.
7) Green is good - without it, you
wouldn't be alive.
8) Men are bad . . . usually.
9) People who tell you you're special
almost invariably have ulterior motives.
10) Petting animals makes you feel
better, unless they are rabid animals.
11) To a worm, birds are not pretty.
12) Traffic is only slow if you have
some place you need to be.
13) Other's opinions are often the
opposite of yours.
14) You can always annoy more people
than annoy you.
15) The rich will prosper, but the
insane will be happy.
16) You're only audited if you make
a stupid mathematical error.
17) You disappoint your parents when
they talk to you. When they talk to their friends, you are perfect.
18) Your roomie will leave 1/4 cup
of milk in your carton.
19) Desperation breeds courage.
20) You are never too old for Saturday
morning cartoons.
21) Fantasy only exists until you
make it real.
22) Always keep a box of tissues handy,
your friends are going to need it.
23) If someone says "Trust
me," don't.
25) Ice cream could solve 95%
of the world's problems.
25) Forget the day . . . seize the
minute.
26) Beauty happens no matter where
you are - it's up to you to see it.
27) Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals
built the Titanic.
28) You only live once . . . unless
you're Hindi.
29) There will always be someone who
can paint better than you can. But there will never be someone who
can paint as well as you can.
30) Sixpence is better than nopence.
31) Laugh.
32) Know the difference between
beauty and a good plastic surgeon.
33) Don't imagine yourself
in a better place, imagine your place better.
34) Sing to yourself.
35) Don't pick the flowers.
36) Money is only good so long
as you spend it.
37) Spend your money on something
worthwhile . . . like the people you love.
38) Remember that men have always
been able to fly, but it is only now that they are able to survive
the experience.
39) Love is the art of giving.
40) Turn over a rock and realize that
to the creatures there, that is the world.
41) Smell an orange. Then smell a
sewer. The difference is you.
42) Make what you give the world worth
the price it's paying.
43) Take a chance . . . try sushi.
44) Learn something new.
45) Hug.
46) The foolish give up and the greater
fools never try.
47) He who sits and criticizes other's
efforts is only showing his own incompetency.
48) When you see a rainbow, stop and
look and remember that the Lord keeps all his promises.
49) Try to catch a bullfrog.
50) Do what will bring you peace.
51) Serve.
52) Poetry is when one person is successful
at showing another how he feels.
53) Stand on your head. The world
looks different upside down.
54) Learn the art of apology . . .
you're going to need it.
55) Sometimes people laugh at you
because they love you.
56) Try something new.
57) Do not assume that because you
have not seen something, it is not real.
58) Sometimes you have to just feel
mud squishing up between your toes.
59) Talk to yourself - you might be
surprised at what you have to say.
60) Sometimes life hurts.
61) Life is non-refundable.
62) Sometimes you just gotta yell and scream.
63) Never settle for less than the fairy tale.
64) Not every frog a girl makes friends with is a prince. Some really are frogs - in fact, most of them.
65) While not every thorn has a rose, every cloud is backed by the sun.
66) "Be happy" is more than just a good idea - it's a commandment.
67) Parents are your first precious gift, life is the second.
68) Never underestimate what you are capable of.
69) Here there be dragons.
70) Cherish the annoying things of life.
