Ah, welcome to Hell, where the beer kegs have holes in them, and the women don't.
And then there's me. . .
Name's Adrienne, whore of the Nile.
You, my dear, can leave your money at the door
I'm not a whore, I just like having sex with many anonymous partners and getting paid for it.

Okay, enough with the introductions. So, I'm Adrienne and I'm stuck here for eternity and, chances are, so are you. Better get used to our hornball boss, Hades. With guys like that running around, it's a miracle that this place isn't a permanent day-care. But please, don't let my semi-bitchy exterior fool you. Believe me, I'm not the worst around here. Well, at least not in the bitch area. I?m really friendly. I mean REALLY friendly. Like REALLY REALLY friendly.

So, as you can see, I've got a helluva lot of stuff. And maybe it would be a good idea to tell you what some of it is, eh? So, choose your destination:
Home You're here, darling
Writings A collection of the stories I?ve written (smallest section ever!)
Gallery My HUGE collection of artwork
Personal A place where you can read about the REAL me. (UNDER CONSTRUCTION)
Journal A history of this site (i.e. updates)
Family The rest of the underworld family (i.e. links)
Friends The people you?re likely to meet ?round here (UNDER CONSTRUCTION)
Awards The award I give out (highly neglected)
Rings The webrings I belong to
Guestbook My guestbook. Sign it.

Please note that this is NOT, I repeat, NOT a child-friendly site. So, if you suck and are easily offended, I suggest you leave now. Go on. . .go. *sniffle* I don't need you! *starts crying* Who needs your stupid visit, anyway??? (Adrienne's note: I do! I need your visit! Ignore that part up there)

Standard Disclaimer: Okay, none of these characters are mine. They're all somebody else?s accept for Adrienne. She's mine. But I don't care if you use her. You don't even hafta ask, but I would like to know so I could see what you've done. . .but that's not the point here. The point is that these characters are either Disney's, the Greeks', or somebody else's. Thank you, come again.