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"You
can't do that!!" God, how many times have I had to listen such ridiculous statement
from clueless players that do not realise that I am, after all, the DM? ,
the first thing that comes to my mind when somebody says that is teleporting
a hungry violent red dragon behind him and fry his character to a crisp. And
yet, summoning all my willpower, I show compassion and reply; "Yes I
can, I am the Dungeon Master, I
can do whatever I like" Many players understand the fact then and there and silently agree,
but some others (especially newbies) still insist. "So what
if you are the DM?, that doesn't
mean you can do that" My patience is great, but things are looking grim for his character
now, and this kind of response usually irritates me, and so, I give up,
admitting he was correct. " You're
right, I won't do it, but you know something?, while you were busy fighting
off the soldiers, you did not realise that the dark cleric and his acolytes
arrived at the hall from behind you (conveniently escorted by more soldiers),
and now you are trapped between the two groups" Which promptly wraps up the discussion. Unfortunately, many players out there have yet to comprehend that the
game is for the DM's fun. And that is why I, Rahvi, founding member of the
honourable SDMS (Sadistic Dungeon Master Syndicate), vow
to exterminate the character of any of my players who think otherwise, and in
order to further this noble cause, I am willing to instruct any DM in
the art of being sadistic. For Better viewing, I hope you
downloaded the fonts at Leyenda's Homepage, if not, do so
The
SDMS member list: Page 1 / Page 2
You think
you've got what it takes to be a Sadistic DM?, let me know Long
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