These are the rules of the Cult of Caffeine

1)Caffeine is good
2)Sleep is bad
3)Mind your own business
4)Trust is earned, not given
5)Trust no one
6)Information is power, if it has signifigance, don't give it freely
7)If it has nothing to do with you, don't bother
8)Money is good, acquire as much as you can
9)Try not to let your intentions be known
10)Don't get caught
11)Lying is good only when it is necessary
12)Poverty and misery are both very bad
13)Only do what you have to do when you have to do it
14)Unless you do somthing you enjoy, work is only good for a paycheck
15)Chaos can be useful
16)World domination should be on everyone's list of goals
17)Patience is good
18)Confusing the enemy with mindless babble can be usefull
19)Power is a good thing to have, aquire as mutch as possible
20)Being smart is a very good thing, try to acquire as mutch knowlege as possible
21)Life is a terminal disease, no matter what you do you always die in the end
22)Try to stay sane
23)Sanity is a very useful, yet sometimes annoying, thing to have
24)If you are not satisfied with your government, make a better one
25)Stupid people shouldn't breed
26)Stupid people are expendable
27)Being naive is a very very bad thing, ignorance is not bliss
28)Curiosity is good and someitmes usefull
29)Don't be too Curious
30)Fight only when you have to
31)Always consider all of the possibilities
32)Neutrality is a good thing
33)Dead enemies are good enemies
34)Don't touch other peoples stuff without their permission
35)Try not to get into a situation where you come out on the losing end
36)Always specify
37)If you are stupid enough to commit suicide, take someone else with you
38)Run away, run away, live to fight another day
39)If it's worth doing, try not to do it for free
40)Always finish what you start, sometime
41)Being vulgar is ok, sometimes
42)The rules can only be changed by Pankurucha
43)Depression is good for logical thinking
44)Fire is good most of the time
45)Horses are only good for dog food and glue
46)If you can legally take it, take it
47)Theives are bad
48)Games are good for the mind
49)God does not exist
50)Sinning is not sinning, because Hell doesn't exist
51)Violence can be fun
52)Obsessing is good, most of the time
53)Being annoying can be good
54)If you have to fight, fight dirty
55)Fashion is stupid
56)Being odd is good
57)If you can, do it
58)Massive animal slaughter can be good (and fun)
59)Mad cow disease is bad
60)Genocide can be useful, but is not recomended
61)The Apocylypse probably will never happen
62)Foreign languages can be good
63)Chemical weapons can be useful
65)Siblings can be bad
66)Having more money than an enemy is good
67)Star Trek is good
68)Sugar can be fun
69)Sience fiction is a good, and fun thing
70)Books are good
71)The media is a bunch of stupid bullshit
72)If you have the opportunity to do something, do it
73)Don't let people take advantage of you
74)If you are going to do something, do it right
75)Animation is good and entertaining
76)Teletunes are entertaining
77)Never over specialize
78)Always try to best your enemies
79)Always kill your enemies
80)Always live by these rules
81)A promise is a promise is a promise, unless it is to someone you hate
82)If you find some money on the ground, keep it
83)truth is in the eye of the beholder
84)Good and Evil don't really exist, only perspective
85)If you read rule 85 then you are automatically a member of Pankurucha's cult of Caffeine, please notify Noodleboy of this here and he will tell Pnkurcha.
86)Killing Pankurucha means that the cult no longer exists
87)The cult worships Caffeine
88)Every one should have a list
98)Don't sacrifice fellow cult members
90)Don't harass, sacrifice, or torture the cult leader in any way
91)The cult leader is not stupid or expendable in any way
92)Sacrifices are only to be held with consent of the cult leader and only in his presence
93)Noodleboy is the second in command of the cult untill he dies, the only person with more authority than him is the Cult leader
94)Wade Eldrige is the leader of the Nine Inch Nails subsection of the cult
95)Matt Drexel will be the cult's official hitman
96)Chadfish will be in charge of the cult's entertainment division

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