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Office Of The

Mundane Minister for Mirth and Merriment

Currently Occupied By

The Illegitimate Comedian


Question: Just What The Heck Is This Office and What Does This Minister Do?

In My Mundane Capacity, I Travel To All Districts In FortuneCity, Filling In For Ministerial Shortages (Even for tall Ministers!), Cruise All Message Boards - I'm Sort Of Like A "Kelly Girl" With Hairy Legs!, And Promote Four Basic Tenets

1) Never Take Yourself Too Seriously Because No One Else Does.
2) There's Nothing So Bad That Wouldn't Have Been Worse If We Had Intervened Sooner.
3) Life's Short, Even For Tall People.
4) Never Purposefully Step On An Ant, Your Uncle And Cousins Would Also Be Crushed.


You Can Count On Me To Make Light Of Any Situation, No Matter How Overweight It Appears To Be! And Oh! Yes, I'm Here To Serve The Residents Of FortuneCity In An Advisory Capacity Or Over Bisquits With Gravy If You'd Prefer!

Another Question: What Is A Comedian Conceived Out Of Wedlock Even Doing Living In Roswell - The Occult/Paranormal District?

I Am Very Much Qualified Being That I Am A "Saver Of Souls" (I once worked as a shoemaker), And I Also Possess A Murderous Personality (When I write or tell a joke, it dies!) SO THERE!


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