1.

Find a woman (Obviously). You can find a woman almost anywhere, but I like to check local street corners. The women there are sweet and the will give you anything you want for money. And the way I see it, no matter what kind of woman you are with, they will all take your money in the end.

2.

Strike up a conversation. I usually pull this one off by getting their attention. Weather its asking them their name or simply just pinching their ass, any speaking is the start of a conversation.

3.

Let her know she wants you. There are 2 ways to do this one. The subtle way or my way. I just like to come out and say "Your thinking about how good it would be to have sex with me on the roof of McDonalds, aren't you?" Now with that one, there is always the chance for her to say "No". If that happens you just simply give her a good back hand and she will change her mind.

4.

Get her good and drunk. It doesnt really matter how you get her drunk, just make sure she has enough to make you look like Leonardo Decrapio.

5.

Sleep with her. Hey, Im not your sex ed teacher. Your on your own from here.

Well, now you got the woman you want into bed. But the fun is only half over. Now comes mourning. Dont know what to do when she wakes up? Well check out my second section Morning Sickness.