Hugo Throck's The Secret Truth About UFOs

The Secret Truth About UFOs

by Hugo Throck

As much as I love humyns like you, the aliens from space love me better. I am more important than you. By this I don't just mean you, per se, but, in fact, any humyn.


An alien hams it up for my motion picture camera
somewhere out west, circa 1974. Originally shot on 16mm,
I'm looping only the most important frames here.

I am not homosexual; I have been married for 53 years to the same woman. However, I am not exaggerating when I tell you I have loved the aliens, many of whom are boys, at least in some sense. The alien depicted in the movie above was my lover for 16 months in the way our species measures time. There were times when I saw him "enter" his "craft." and there are other times I became distinctly aware that he was the craft itself. Since, for the aliens, there is no linear time, it cannot truly be said that they exist in space, either*.

*Einstein established that space and time were in fact two aspects of the same thing, and might be more correctly expressed as space/time than by either phrase: "space" or "time.".

HOW I MET THE ALIENS
I was extremely drunk one night and, although of course I do not promote the use of illegal drugs on my free web space, I feel obliged to add for scientific reasons that I was under the influence of LSD at that time, as well. I was not an international spy at that point, but I had studied religious history with Baba Rakhma Mulholland, (a/k/a "Babaganoush") while still in my teens, so I knew what to do while on acid and talking to outworlders.
For instance, one should remember to breathe deeply and keep your eyelids at half mast (if you're humyn). This causes a psychological effect which I shan't describe here.
I hadn't realized until this year that alien communication was at a premium. I thought everyone could talk to them, but apparently only those who have overindulged in psychedelics and liquor are granted these visitations.

You ever fight with your mate? Of course. Communication of any sort is nearly impossible. Certainly, considering all that, it's not such the big deal to talk to the space monsters.

Telepathy works pretty well lots of the time, but I have no way of recording the conversation so that I can then post it on the web for your enjoyment. Therefore, I insist the aliens call me on the phone or speak to me through my tv set and/or radio.

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