1. What is you full name?
Uhh...Lemme
think. Oh, well, I dunno, I gotsta go ask mommy....holdon.
Ok. Erin
Marie Scheuerman. There. Whew.
2. Are you really that
stupid?
Naw, just
playing with yas heads. I'm actually quite the
intellectual. Just get to know me. I dare you.
3. Hey baby, what's your sign?
Scorpio...Grrr.
Scorpio II, in fact. Grrrrr again.
4. Do you know how to
gargle peanut butter while standing on your head?
No. Do
you?
5. What music do you listen to?
Uh oh.
Now you've done it. You have stumbled upon a dangerous
question. I am not obsessed with Fleetwood Mac. I
dunno why people think I am. They create very cool music
that I think everyone should hear about. I like to listen
to them. Oh, I see. You have caught on to my plan to
assimilate everyone into my newly-started FM cult. Ok, ok, you
got me. Wanna join? See my Album of the
Day/Week/Month (it varies).
6. I have thrown out
question 6 because it is stupid.
7. Do you do anything
else besides waste our time?
Well...I DO
play the trombone..once in a while. And I'm the editor in chief
for the "Flash of Gold" (um, oops...it's called the
freakin "Grizzly Gazette" and I don't feel in charge
anymore). I have stats and and intership and Truckee
Meadows Fire PD doing computer work. And I love to waste your
time.
8. Why does Benamin walk a thin line?
Because I said so. And I am the Goddess of Stuff and More Stuff.
9. Do you like stars?
Yup, I love
the stars. See below
10. What
does this *erin* mean?
See above.
11. Tarot???
Yes, I do
attempt to read tarot cards. Wouldn't have guessed it,
would you? It started out as just curiosity after a
classmate read my cards last year. I've always wondered how
to do it and if I could make something out of those cards.
So I finally got a deck. My "technique" is still
rough, but it is fun.
1. It is NOT
devil worshiping! I'm not doing and "voodoo"
stuff or "casting spells" either (but mabye I should
learn ; ).
2. I'm not a
"weirdo" because I read cards. Do you read your
horoscope in the paper or in magazines? It's basically the
same thing.
11. Where is Stephanee?
Dunno. It
looks as if she has fallen off the face of the earth...just like
Carrie!
12. Then where do you live?
Ha. Do
I have to answer this question? Aw...Reno, Nv. Happy
now?
13.
What is your favorite movie?
Good
call. I would have to say....(drum roll please, George)
Rocky
Horror Picture Show
and
Empire
Records
I know, I
know, a little warped. But to those of you who know me
understand what I'm talking about...they like it too! C'mon
guys, fess up!
Sing it
everyone...I mean EVERYONE, "Science Fiction, double
feature..." I CAN'T HEAR YOU!! 
14. Did you do all the
graphics in your home page yourself?
Yes sir, I
did. Except the Rocky one above.
I didn't do that one.
15. Why are Gummi Bears soo
addicting? And why do they have belly buttons??
Bree and I
have pretty much figured it out: they are laced with
LSD. As for the belly buttons....haven't a clue.
16. What's with the whole Bitch/Whore thing?
For all those
who *haven't* figured this out (yes, there are still a few): this
was a joke. We had fun with it. Deal with it.
I am proud
to say I am an officially a member of AMS-P's "Bitches of the Vast
Oceans" or BVO for short. I am Blasphemous (Godamn)
Bitch, as proclaimed by Eric. I initiate all new bitches in
to the association. I wrote up the anti-moonkids
song. I am also a new member of Billy's Whorehouse.
Anti-moonkids
song and Whorehouse battle cry (set to "Wanna Be"):
"If ya
wanna be a whore
you gotta
kick moonkids' ass
make it hurt
forever
cause
whore-ship never ends...."
Bitches
Initiation:
Our Motto:
"The Bitches of the Vast Oceans to the rescue,
fighting all
that is whiny, immature, and just plain pathetic."
Bitch Oath:
"(Insert
name here), you have been granted permission by moonkids
and/or Eric to become a honorary Bitch. Do you accept his
wish? If it so be, by the kick ass power of AMS-P's Bitches
of the Vast Oceans, we hereby name you (insert name)
Bitch. Now spread the Bitchiness around, and let others see
the greatness of being a Bitch. You go, girl."
17. Who is Homie-J?
Homie-J is a cool dood and is my
best 'net friend (next to George, who doesn't talk to me anymore
;) He is far, far away too.
18. According to Ian, what is one of the best
movies ever?
"You've Got Mail"
19. Why?
NYC, baby!
19b.Who is Ian?
Umm-humm....he's my Sugar Daddy.
20. Who is the
"devil"?
Mat Kladney. Ben says so.
21.What is a good movie?
"Sliding Doors". Rent it
if you are in an analytical mood....
22. Are you <gasp> using
an html editor?
Yes, I will admit that reluctantly.
I have given in and gone to FrontPage Express because I was sick
of coding all of my html by hand.
If you have any questions to be put up in the *erin* FAQ, just email me.
