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"Secrets are a virtual prerequisite in this house, don't you think?"
-Alfred(Michael Gough) "Batman and Robin"
"no rodent absconds with Pennyworth caramelized panettone bread pudding!"
-Alfred "The Guide Tour: The Batcave"
"Don't you think that was a little extreme?"
"I hardly think a young man dressed as a bird to fight crime is in a position to judge, sir."
-Robin and Alfred "The Guided Tour:The Batcave"
"Lad, at times master Dick can be as stubborn as his mentor. They share at least that trait in common"
-Alfred to Tim Drake(pre-Robin) "A Lonely Place Of Dying"
"How can you put it(Bruce being in danger) out of your mind?"
"It's never out of my thoughts. Never. It consumes me. I spend each evening fearing the worst. And Praying for that feeling of relief I get when master Bruce returns. No matter his condition. Timothy if you dwell on worse-case scenarios you can worry yourself into an early grave"
-Tim Drake & Alfred "A Lonely Place Of Dying"
"I don't know why you decided to wear that costume--but it makes you a symbol. Just like Robin was a symbol, or Superman or Nightwing, or the policeman who wears his uniform. When one policeman is killed, others take his place because justice can't be stopped. And Batman needs a Robin no matter what he thinks he wants"
"This boy should be a politician"
-Tim Drake & Alfred "A Lonely Place Of Dying"
"I'll be late Alfred"
"Now there's a surprise"
-Batman and Alfred "Batman #542"
"These roses, sir, were delivered this afternoon"
"roses? from a florist?"
"unless one snips them from ones garden sir that is the usual source"
-Alfred and Batman "Batman #543"
"It is best not to cry until the milk is actually spilled"
-Alfred "Batman Shadow Of The Bat #53"
"I could sure use a break.. But I can't afford one.. Guess I'll have to sit Christmas out this year..."
"Congratulations sir, I'm sure it will be the first of many"
-Tim Drake and Alfred "Batman #456"
"I'm fine"
"of course you are, a happy, well-adjusted young man.. with a slight penchant for masks and tights and insane risks. Just doing your job indeed! If I didn't know you better, sir, I'd swear you were either a fool...or mad"
"maybe both"
";sigh; I suppose you can't help yourself, can you? Although I do know an excelent psychiatrist who... No, I wouldn't want that. He'd probally just have you commited.. and then I'd really be out of a job"
-Alfred and Batman "Batman: Two-Face"
"If I may sir, your father would have done the same for anyone who came to that door, That was his way"
"but, I can't help wondering what might have happend if....."
"it would be as fruitless as my wondering.. had I been a different sort of father to you, how better your life might be."
-Bruce Wayne and Alfred "Batman The Long Halloween: Part 9: Father's Day"
"I....I just miss him Alfred........Is that so wrong?"
"No. There's nothing wrong with that. You are very much....Your father's son..."
-Alfred and Bruce Wayne "Batman The Long Halloween: Part 9: Father's Day"
-Alfred "Robin Annual #4: Year One"
-Alfred "Robin Annual #4: Year One"
"Antibotics. There is always a risk of infection from burns as severe as yours(Bruce Wayne promptly falls backwards asleep) and perhaps a strong sedative."
"He's going to be ticked when he wakes up"
"I quake with fear, young Timothy"
-Bruce Wayne, Alfred and Robin "Detective Comics #715"
-Alfred "Batman Mask Of The Phantasm"
"Well, yes, actually"
-Bruce Wayne(George Clooney) and Alfred(Michael Gough) "Batman and Robin"