In case you cant tell, i'm the cute skinny white one. 
oh wait, we both are.  well, i'm the guy.  and please dont make
fun of my weight, i know i'm fat.  The girl hanging on my arm
is Jennifer, we went to homecoming together.  and she is
NOT taller than me.  what you cant see is that she's wearing
shoes with like 6 inch heels, i swear.