51 Days
51 Days
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door
bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to th bar,
order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over
and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are
filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51
days!" Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the
chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Two more blondes show up
and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51
days, 51 days!" Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under
her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle
and the table erupts. Up jumps the others, they begin dancing around
the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51
days, 51 days!"
The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over
to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed child's
puzzle of the Cookie Monster. When the frenzy dies down a little bit,
the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What's all the chanting and
celebration about?
The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks that
blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the
record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it
together. . .the side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together
in 51 days ! "
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