Roswell Alien's Humor




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The purpose of this site is to collect humor and Star Trek top ten lists from all over the web, and put them in one easy to access site. I collect jokes and top ten lists from all over, covering many different topics, but I only post jokes suitable for all ages. If you have any complaints about this site's content, please feel free to send me an e-mail. More information can be found here. Thank you for visiting Roswell Alien's Humor!

I am no longer updating this website. Have fun with the jokes and lists while they last!




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Top Ten Lists:

Things That Never Happen In Star Trek
Top Ten 24th Century Answering Machine Messages
Top Ten Things Q Is Responsible For
Ways to Tell If Your Parents are from the Q Continuum
You know you've Been Watching Too Much Trek When
Top Ten yet-to-be-revealed secrets of U.S.S. Voyager
Top Ten tourism slogans in the Star Trek Universe
Top Ten ways to know your roommate is a Borg
Top Ten things overheard at a TNG writer's meeting
Surefire signs that Star Trek is taking over your life
Top Ten Changes if Starfleet has Sponsors
Top Ten Bumper Stickers on the USS Enterprise
Top 20 uses for Data's Detached Head
Ways To Tell if your Starship Captain is a Redneck
Trekker vs. Trekkie
Ways to shut up a non Trek GF (or BF) without killing her
Forty Reasons Picard is better than Kirk
Stunt Doubles for Jean Luc Picard in Generations
Signs the Enterprise is Nearing the End of its Warranty



Humor:

Stay Calm at the Airport
How to be Annoying
Lil' Johnny's Mistake
Extreme Bumper Stickers
Packing Lunch
Prison vs. Work
The New Priest
The Redneck Computer Glossary
51 Days
Blonde Pilot
Hunting With Doctors
Excuses for skipping Work
Friendship
Girlfriend software
GM and the computer industry
You might be a redneck Jedi Knight if...
Letters from camp
Things to do at a boring movie
Noah's Ark
Priest Talk
Clinton Joke--tragedy
Windows 2000
Rednecks and Computers
Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone is Stupid
Relationship With Computers
Tech Support
Bears and Religion
Things to do When You're Bored
What Women Should Know About Men
Quotes From the Office
Only in America
Toaster Software
Engineer Identification Test
The Rules
From the Sky
Signs you May Be an Engineer
Open Season
You Might be a Redneck if...
Things you don't want to hear during surgery
When you know you're going to fail it anyway
The better programmer
You know you work in Corporate America if
Procrastinatosr's Creed
Too Much
Signs you're showing way too much 90's Mentality
Things you'll never hear an engineer say
15 Inspirational ideas




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This Page was last updated on 12/24/00.