There are these 3 kids on the ground and 3 army men in 
an airplane, the first man on the plane takes a bite 
out of an apple and says "This apple is bad," and 
throws it out the window. 

The second man takes a bite out of an orange and says 
"This orange isn't ripe," and throws it out the 
window. 

The third guy gets a grenade and pulls the clip----- 
"This is a dud," and throws it out the window. 

On the ground 2 kids are crying and 1 kid is laughing. 

The kid thats laughing asks the first kid that's crying 
and asks "Why you cryin?" 

The crying kid says "An apple fell outa thin air and 
hit my head" 

The kid thats laughing says "K" and asks the second 
crying kid "Why you cryin?" 

Second kid says "An orange fell outa thin air and hit 
me on my head." 

Both kids that are crying asks the kid thats laughing 
"Why you LAUGHING?" 

And HE says "I just farted and that building blew up."