You might be a redneck Jedi Knight if...

You might be a redneck Jedi Knight if...

1.) Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
2.) You use your lightsaber to open a non-twist-off bottle of
    Bud.
3.) There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.
4.) You use your lightsaber to pick your teeth.
5.) At least one section of your X-Wing is primer colored.
6.) You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
7.) You can't describe the taste of an Ewok without using the
    word chicken.
8.) You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
9.) You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with
    really good sheets.
10.) A peaceful meditation is one without gas.
11.) You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but
     not THE force.
12.) Your master ever said "My finger you will pull..hmmm?" 
13.) Your X-wing is up on blocks in your front yard.
14.) You lost a hand during a lightsaber fight because you had
     to spit.
15.) The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum
     skeeters.
16.) Wookies are offended by your B.O. 
17.) You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer
     so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
18.) You have ever used the force in conjunction with 
     fishing/bowling. 
19.) Your father said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the
     dark side... it'll be a hoot."
20.) You use your R-2 unit's self-defense electro-shock thingy
     to get the barbecue grill to light.
21.) The moonshine still you built on Endor is hidden so well
     even the Ewoks can't find it.
22.) You have a stuffed womp rat over your fireplace.
23.) You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing
     or bowling.
24.) You think the symbol for the Rebel Alliance should be the
     Confederate flag.
25.) More than half the droids you own don't function.
26.) The number of blasters you own exceeds your I.Q.
27.) You wonder why Luke and Leia never got married.
28.) You used a carbon-freezing chamber to store the 78 Wampas
     you shot while on vacation on Hoth.
29.) Your moonshine is really made on the moon. 
30.) You don't like wearing a Jedi robe because it prevents
     access to the dip stored in your back pocket.
31.) Sandpeople back down from your mama.
32.) You've ever used Jedi mind control to talk your way out
     of a speeding ticket or DUI.
33.) You've ever strangled someone with the force because they
     laughed at your accent.
34.) You built an outhouse over the Sarlaac.
35.) You've ever argued with a Jawa over scavenging rights to
     a broken droid.
36.) A Wookie has told you that you need to shave.
37.) You have ever wrecked a landspeeder while lighting a
     cigarette with your lightsaber.
38.) You don't think the Ewoks are primitive.
39.) You think an AT-AT looks like a giant cow.
40.) You don't think Jabba's pig guards have a hygiene
     problem.
41.) You consider your lightsaber the ultimate bug zapper.
42.) The Rancor monster refused to eat you.
43.) You discover that your greatest enemy is, in fact, your
     father, who also happens to be your brother...