What Women Should Know About Men

1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're
   aiming to high. 

2. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself
   types. 

3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you've got sick 
   of him. 

4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probaly lies 
   about other things too. 

5. A woman's work that is never done, is the stuff she asked her husband
   to do. 

6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder. 

7. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway. 

8. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men --
   "don't" and "stop" (but not used together). 

9. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can 
   tell them apart. 

10. Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee. 

11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will
    usually find that he is. 

12. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of 
    five men -- a women. 

13. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -- strong,
    caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them! 

14. Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent 
    -- but they make great pets! 

15. Mens brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man. 

16. Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone 
    else's.