THINGS TO DO AT A BORING MOVIE

1. Wear a top hat.
2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.4. Clap when the good
   guy gets killed.
5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."
6. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can
   have some Juijy Fruits for you asthma.
7. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
8. Whenever the badguy is doing something devoius, say, " Watch
   out!"
9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is
    flooding.
11. Yell out what is going to happen.
12. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink
    whilesmiling.
13. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm
    Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit.
15. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible
    friend already is.