There were these three guys that all worked together at a construction site. 1 was an Italian, 1 was a Pollock, and the other was an Englishman. One day, they were all sitting down eating lunch when the Italian suddenly jumped up and exclaimed,"If I have another meatball sandwich for lunch then I will jump off this building! I hate meatball sandwiches!!" The Englishman suddenly stood up and said,"If I have another corned beef sandwich for lunch, then I will jump off with you!!" Then the Pollock said,"If I have another Kielbasa sandwich for lunch, then I will jump with you guys."

The next day came along and it was time for lunch. The Italian opened his lunch box and found a meatball sandwich so he jumped off the building. The Englishman was next. He opened his lunch and found a corned beef sandwich so he jumped off the building. Then the Pollock found a Kielbasa sandwich for lunch so he jumped off the building too!!!

At their funeral the following day, the 3 widows were all talking. The Italian's widow told the other 2 women..."If only I had known that he didn't like meatball sandwiches!! He would still be alive today!!" "Me too!" said the Englishman's wife. "I had no idea that he didn't like corned beef!!" Then the Pollock's wife said,"Don't look at me!! He packed his own lunch!!!"