Politically Correct Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid

*  A few clowns short of a circus. 
*  A few fries short of a happy meal. 
*  The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. 
*  All foam, no beer. 
*  The butter has slipped off his pancake. 
*  The cheese slid off his cracker. 
*  Body by Nautilus, brains by Mattel. 
*  Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. 
*  Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on 
   the heel. 
*  He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on 
   the way down. 
*  As smart as bait. 
*  Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. 
*  Her sewing machine's out of thread. 
*  One fruit loop shy of a full bowl. 
*  Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels. 
*  His belt doesn't go through all the loops. 
*  Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. 
*  Receiver is off the hook. 
*  Not wired to code. 
*  Skylight leaks a little. 
*  Her slinky's kinked. 
*  Too much yardage between the goal posts. 
*  Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold 
   them together. 
*  A photographic memory, but the lens cover is on. 
*  During evolution his ancestors were in the control group. 
*  Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train 
   isn't coming. 
*  Is so dense, light bends around her. 
*  If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate. 
*  Standing close to her, you can hear the ocean. 
*  Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just 
   gargled. 
*  She stayed on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long.