Things you don't wan't to hear during surgery
Things you don't wan't to hear during surgery
I never knew you had that much blood in your body...
Go Long!!!...
Do you need your liver?
Nurse, stop playing around and pick that organ thingie
off the ground
Let's see just how long your intestines are
...Jumper cables...socket wrench...blow torch...
How much is a whatchamacalit-liter?
How do you put in an I.V.?
Is blood supposed to come out of that?
Oh yeah! Wanna make something of it...
Has anybody seen my ham and swiss on rye?
Doctor, is it bad to be bleeding out of your eyes?
What is that green stuff?
Hey! Look what happens when I squish it!
What's it mean when the little green line goes flat?
You want me to touch it?
Mmmmmmmm! Tastes like chicken!
It doesn't matter if it's blunt, i'll use it!
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This Page was created on 8/21/99.