One day Clinton is going to give a speech at an Elementary School. He 
asks the teacher what the children are studying and she replies that 
they are learning about Greek Tragedies. So the President decides to 
talk about Tragedies.

He asks a student, "What would you consider to be a tragedy?"
The kid thinks for awhile and then says, " If a boy is running after a 
ball into a street and gets run over by a car and dies."
Clinton responds, "No, I don't think that's a tragedy... that's an 
accident."

Then Clinton asks another kid to give an example of a tragedy.
The kid says, "If a bus full of kids drives over a cliff and they all 
die."
This time Clinton says, "I don't think that's a tragedy... I think 
that's a great loss."

So again Clinton asks another kid to give an example of a tragedy.
The kid responds, "If you, Hillary, and Al Gore are on Air Force One and 
it crashes."

"Right!" says Clinton to the kid. "That would be a tragedy... how did 
you ever know that?"

Quickly, the kid replies, " Because I know it's not an accident and I 
know it's not a great loss."