Top Ten Bumperstickers for the U.S.S Enterprise

10) "Our other starship separates into 3 pieces!" 
9) "One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day...think about it"
8) "HONK if you've slept with Commander Riker!"
7) "Guns don't kill people...Class 2 Phasers do!"
6) "Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!"
5) "CAUTION...We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical." 
4) "If you can read this...don't you think you're a wee bit too close?"
3) "Have you hugged a Ferengi today?"
2) "We brake for cubes!"
1) "Wesley On Board!"