The Lite Hearted Trekker vs Trekkie List.


A Trekker wears a starfleet uniform to a convention because it's fun. 
A Trekkie wears a starfleet uniform to a convention because s/he has
	heard that it is in style at the academy.

A Trekker has a Starfleet Academy window sticker on his car. 
A Trekkie is cramming for the entrance exams.

A Trekker meets Marina Sirtis/Gates McFadden at a convention, tells
	her how pretty he thinks she is, that it is too bad she is 
	married or he would ask her out.
A Trekkie meets Deanna Troi/Dr. Crusher at a convention, tells her how
	pretty he thinks she is, and asks her if she is still seeing Riker
	(Picard, some alien patient, et al).

A Trekker loves watching the show, nitpicking and discussing it with
	friends.
A Trekkie loves watching those documentaries filmed aboard the
	Enterprise.

A Trekker thinks Wil Wheaton was a lucky kid who got to play a kid on
	Star Trek.
A Trekkie thinks that Wesley Crusher was a lucky kid who got to sit on
	the bridge.

A Trekker thinks that it is a shame that the show is coming to an end.
A Trekkie thinks that it is a shame that the crew is being reassigned
	and the Enterprise is being decomissioned.

A Trekker knows that there are gaping holes in the technology, but
	ignores them and enjoys the show.
A Trekkie can't wait for the price to come down on those home food 
	replicator units.

A Trekker buys pips for the rank s/he wants to be.
A Trekkie wonders why he is constantly passed over for promotion.

A Trekker tells his/her new girl/boyfriend that s/he really likes Star Trek.
A Trekkie's new girl/boyfriend is an underclassman at the academy.

A Trekker wonders what sex in zero g would be like.
A Trekkie wonders what sex would be like.



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