10. Tell her "Your ears canna stan the strain!" 
 9. Vulcan Neck Pinch
 8. Have an Android made of her then when she starts speaking tell her
    to "Shut Up!" (See, "I, Mudd" - TOS episode)
 7. Wave Phaser in her face and tell her you will stun her with it.
 6. Use transporter to split her into two seperate personalities.
    Phaser Evil Girlfriend and keep Good Girlfriend. (See, "The Enemy
    Within" - TOS episode)
 5. Tell her your watching the episode where Picard gets naked.
 4. Ask if she wants to see the Picard Maneuver 
 3. Try, "Computer - End Program"
 2. Tell her she's in violation of the Prime Directive and she is
    interfering with a lesser developed civilization. 
 1. Borg her. 

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