10. "Hi, I'm not in the system right now....."
9. "Hello. This is Lieutenant Commander Data, and I am not less perfect than Lore. Please leave
 a message on my positronic answering machine."
8. "This is Odo...I'm in my bucket right now, but if you'll leave a message..."
7. "You have engaged my machine. Please make it so I can hear your message when I return"
6. "Qa'pla! Leave the message of a warrior!! "
5. "Hi, this is the Borg...we're not taking any calls right now, but if you'll leave the name
 and coordinates of your planet, we'll conquer and assimilate you as soon as possible."
4. "You have reached Admiral Saavik. Leave a message."
3. "This is the residence of Ambassador Spock. I am presently on Romulus, where I expect to
 spend the rest of my life."
2. "Zizqat. Pecnjne asdncw venderkret. Mooshj"
1. "Hailing frequencies open!!"

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