10. Their clothes are always black
9. The $50,000 phone bills
8. They spend 3 weeks in Florida and still look white
7. Your home entertainment center disappears, two days later they are 
    wearing it.
6. TV reception gets poor when they walk by
5. They spend more time reading newsgroups than you do
4. Whenever you talk to them the laser on the side of their head 
    blinds you
3. An electronics store chain used them as a mascot
2. They assimilate all your food
1. Everything is irrelavant

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