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| school.wav |
73 kb |
Australia 97 "...the first day back at school " The
boys are back on track, but not for long as far as Irvine, Villeneuve and Herbert are
concerned |
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| furious.wav |
92 kb |
Murray masters the emphatic pause (mid-word) as Jean Alesi forgets
to tank up (also Australia) |
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| sunshine.wav |
70 kb |
Murray in threatening mode, on the same topic.(Australia until
further notice) |
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| airport.wav |
40kb |
Alesi gets some stick from Martin too. |
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| ralf.wav |
67kb |
From this point on you just know Murray is going to keep confusing
Michael and Ralf ! Thanks to Robert Lewis |
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| lostit.wav |
108 kb |
Great clip: on-board sounds as Frentzen times his spin to perfection
"Hit all of those apexes.....break at the last........."OOPS!! |
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| takesoff.wav |
65
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Schuey being philosophical. Eddie would have taken off his what
as well? |
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| grovel.wav |
64 kb |
Murray unreservedly grovels to HHF. No-one grovels like Murray! |
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| tea.wav |
55 kb |
We don't think Mr Walker was on tea by this time. |
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| andand.wav |
113 kb |
Murray changes gear and...and...and...makes sure he doesn't stop
talking whilst he works out what to say next (Argentina) |
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| hhfwins.wav |
63 kb |
(San Marino) ".....Frentzen goes left....Frentzen goes
right...." and wins his first Grand Prix. |
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| heinz57.wav* |
53 kb |
(Monaco) You've opened up a can of worms here, Martin! |
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| sheepday.wav* |
76 kb |
(Monaco) Martin doesn't bleat about the bush. As reported on
"One Man and his Cog", and "Top Shear"! |
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| wheeloff.wav |
40
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(Monaco) "Hakkinen with a wheel off" : not a car set-up to
be recommended for the unlucky flying Finn. |
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| habour.wav |
55 kb |
Martin suggests a watery grave in the harbour at Monaco for one of
the Williams cars (both slid out) |
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| hhforjv.wav |
84 kb |
(Canada) A classic Walker identification crisis as someone
spins out at the end of the first lap. |
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| scenery.wav |
104 kb |
(France) As with Frentzen (above), Martin is developing the Murray
skill of talking a driver off the track |
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| replay.wav |
41kb |
Murray
has a firm grasp of virtual reality. We are not sure where this took place, but in what
race hasn't Murray mixed up replays with live action? |
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| jet.wav |
85 kb |
How Louise Goodman must have chortled at Eddie's ready wit! (Hungary
'97) |
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| three.wav |
112
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Murray
is almost (but not quite) entirely unconvincing as he tries to count to three. He will be
telling us next there are two Schumacher's! (Hungary '97) |
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| longpit.wav* |
61 kb |
(Belgium) And still get change from half a crown! MS has clearly
built up a commanding lead. |
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| pinchme.wav* |
13 kb |
(Belgium) Don't try this at home. |
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| schupush.wav* |
67 kb |
(Belgium) Now you're just being silly, Murray! |
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| wakeup.wav* |
61 kb |
(Belgium also)WAKE UP that MAN! Murray getting cross- to think
that the great Michael S could send a Ferrari mechanic to sleep! |
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| irvine.wav |
149
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(Japan) The best team tactical move of the season ends with Irvine
allowing Schumacher back in front. However Martin really wants them to go back and do it
again somewhere else. |
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| hitpart.wav |
104 kb |
(Jerez) A great double act brings the season to a close- Murray in
vox-squeak and Martin only an octave behind, as Schumacher decides he needs a closer look
at Jacque's wing settings. (What, in the Brundle mind, would be the right part of
Villeneuve to hit?) |
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| turnin.wav |
83 kb |
Villeneuve's view of the Schuey shunt. Incidentally, "Michael
Schumacher" is a made up name, derived from the well-known phrase " I'm a
crash leech, chum "! *** |
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| letoff.wav |
30 kb |
Was Schuey let off lightly by the FIA? Is the Pope a Ferrari fan? |
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| bernie.wav |
74 kb |
Bernie Ecclestone demonstrates that money really means nothing to
him! |
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These clips provided by a kind donor who wishes to remain
anonymous (ANDREW CLARKE) |
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We hope to do a page of drivers' anagrams shortly (groan) |
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