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Air National Guard units and the Marine detachment belatedly launch
fighters to intercept Stan's ships. The population of New York watch with
some bemusement, thinking this has GOT to be another whacky Hollywood production..
They've had enough of those giant alien spacecraft floating overhead..
Why, the silly ID4 saucer caused a ridiculous traffic jam when it showed
up 2 years ago.. But being New York, who'd notice a traffic jam as being
unusual?
Zapper
- Sunday,
August 01, 1999 at 05:36:01 (MDT)
Zapper - "That's it!! Head for Hollywood and time-jump to 2 days
in the past! We've got a saucer to hijack!!" AI - "Commencing.."
Zapper
- Sunday,
August 01, 1999 at 05:42:13 (MDT)
Our (anti)Heros efforts seem to be paying off... the babe in question
is leaning towards his side... actually, it was a building, in which the
statue crushes, mysteriously getting a bunch of tanks in the process...
(It was also where this scene occurs - Cyborg Stan : No! Dear... are you
all right? Remember... that I will always... | A Random Aide : Actually,
that was a 200 something year old statue. | Cyborg Stan : Oh... nevermind.
I never like you anyway. *Kicks a big green eye, breaking a toe.*)
Cyborg
Stan of CyKoLaJx, Inc.
- Sunday,
August 01, 1999 at 05:42:57 (MDT)
Suddenly, high velocity projectiles flash by Stan's command ship,
and destroys one of the fighters in a massive orbital explosion seen halfway
around the world. Taking evasive maneuvers, Stan's sensor operator reports
on the projectile's devastating nature. "Sir, someone is using the ultimate
offensive weapon down there! Someone is firing high velocity idiots at
us!!! And the origin being New York, they will have a virtually unlimited
supply of idiots..um.. Ammuniton, sir!"
Zapper
- Sunday,
August 01, 1999 at 05:50:21 (MDT)
Thank god, I thought that jerk would never go away. *Pushes herself
back up and dusts herself off* Hey! What are you looking at? Huh? Huh!
Well, I think you're ugly! All of you! Grrrrrr! *Procedes to burn down
totally random buildings with a big metal flame.*
Statue
of Liberty (posting under Cyborg Stan's ISP, for some reason...)
- Sunday,
August 01, 1999 at 05:52:17 (MDT)
All right!? Whose the wise guy that changed all the pilot's uniforms
to redshirts? *Issues a quick command to all pilots to paint their shirts
black.* That's better. Woof, aim the Brain Beam on that HVIC! Full Power!
They'll run out of ammo sooner than they think...
Cyborg
Stan of CyKoLaJx, Inc.
- Sunday,
August 01, 1999 at 05:57:20 (MDT)
Yes..few things can be more offensive than a high velocity idiot..
except maybe that silly piercing scream they make when shot out of the
High Velocity Idiot Canon.. In the sky over New York, a run-down, delapidated
ID4 saucer shows up.. The sight causes Stan's force to look up and shake
with uncontrollable....laughter.. Until the saucer opens up and an endless
rain of small fast black shapes emerge to envelop Stan's forces. Is it
the alien fighters? Is it missiles or bombs? WORSE!! WORSE THAN YOUR MOST
FEVERED NIGHTMARES!! It is thousands upon thousands of Spaam_Woodlouse
clones retrieved from the mothballed cloning facility in UK! Stan's forces,
distracted by the HVIC diversionary tactic, are subjected to irresistable,
unstoppable....um...gnawing...
Zapper
- Sunday,
August 01, 1999 at 06:02:49 (MDT)
*Cyborg Stan switches on the loudspeakers, a very odd device for
a spacefaring vessel.* AHEM! ...and when mass is multiplied my acceleration,
you get force. Force multiplied by distance gives work, which is energy...
(The Spaam Woodlouses start exploding like little popcorn kernels from
the infusion of basic physics concepts. So do alot of New Yorkers, but
some people actually care about Spaam Woodlouse Clones.*
Cyborg
Stan of CyKoLaJx, Inc.
- Sunday,
August 01, 1999 at 06:08:09 (MDT)
[pause for commercial break] This episode was brought to you by
Stan's Popcorn! The popcorn of Warlords! Tune in next time for the continuation
of: Invation! From the 25th Century! (subtitled: The seduction of Ms. Liberty)
Zapper
- Sunday,
August 01, 1999 at 06:11:59 (MDT)
*News Flash* : This means this whole fiasco was a JOKE. IT NEVER
EXISTED, OKAY? Forget about it. Forever. Kaputt. Dis--say, what's that
sound... *Said newsreporter opens a window and his head explodes from even
more simple physics concepts. Incidently, the news shows ratings get a
150% viewership boost from the infusion of random violence and gore.*
Cyborg
Stan of CyKoLaJx, Inc.
- Sunday,
August 01, 1999 at 06:19:17 (MDT)
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