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*goes to investigate his cryo facility and sees millions of empty
sections in the "Spaam" section* wha... *sees millions of scones spread
liberaly in a line leading to a huge circle outside* Who could have done
this?! *turns the TV on to see millions of Spaam woodlice being shot in
New York* WHAT! THEY... SHALL... BE... AVENGED!! *sends messages to all
underground facilitys in the US to mobilise their armys and head for New
York*
Lord_Woodlouse
- Sunday,
August 01, 1999 at 07:23:57 (MDT)
*recives message from Lord Woodlouse* Ay Sah! *turns to vast woodlice
armys in full military uniform* Today we fight back against an aggressor!
An aggressor who sees fit to kill our own Spaams! *a look of horror is
seen accross the army* It is our duty, our right and indeed our pleasure
to seek vengence for this heinous act! *murmous of agreement spread accross
the army* Your battle plans are in your computers, go forth my friends
and destroy our enemy! *a huge cheer spreads accross the army as they head
for fighters, battleships, tanks and troop carriers and set off for New
York*
Field
Marshal Woodlouse (with a shockingly similar ISP to Lord)
- Sunday,
August 01, 1999 at 07:32:15 (MDT)
*Lord Woodlouse begins* Gentlemen, we are at war, a few hours ago
a huge force attacked New York, in defense some people used the ID4 ship
to steal our Spaams the war in New York is going badly and the death rate
is high, we are regarding both sides as hostile and have sent the 2nd,
3rd, 6th, 8th and 10th Special Woodlouse Infantry Divisions as well as
eqivalent fighter and armour support and Naval bombardment is to begin
soon. This is a war of vengence gentlemen. *Cheif Woodlouse begins* Indeed,
it is imperative that these barbarians do NOT get away with such attrocitys!
*S&M Woodlouse begins to leap around the room with joy and says* WOOHOO!
Do you think you could arrange my capture so I can be tortured? *everyone
responds with* Oh shut up you silly fool! *everyone leaves the table and
goes to their repective planing sections*
View from
the War Room
- Sunday,
August 01, 1999 at 07:48:16 (MDT)
Inside the battlescruiser Halbert, on the port gunnery deck housing
the Brain-beam weapon, a bright point materializes. The point rapidly expands
into a glowing bright sphere, with electrical sparks flashing over its
surface. With a soundless *POP!* the sphere vanishes, accompanied by an
outrushing of odourless, colourless gas. The Brain-beam gunnery section
has been secured. Cyborgs manning the consoles lie slumped at their posts,
or have slid to the floor. Snoring. A moment later, materializing in a
blazing sphere of blinding white light, Zapper enters the gunnery deck
carrying a disk. Quickly, a note is stuck to the outside of the door, then
the hatches and ports are battened down and locked. The cyborgs are all
gathered together in one corner of the room and plugged into the targeting
computer. Zapper inserts the QuakeIII Crusher Demo disk and has it on eternal
deathmach looping. "There, that should keep them occupied for quite a while...
The bloodthirsty lot.." Turning to the Brainbeam canon, he sets it on wide-beam
and douses all the Spaam Woodlice raining down from the sky with a low-intensity
beam. Not enough to cause their brains to overload, but enough so as to
make them impervious to Stan's sadistic weapon. Finally, he pries open
the air vent, carefully sets a cage containing the deadliest known organism
inside, and activates the intrusion sensors. The cage will open if anybody
tries to break into the room. Using the Halbert's own emergency escape
capsule, Zapper gets in, and triggers the ejection mechanism. The note
on the door reads - "Open this door and this ship will be destroyed in
the most embarassing way!" (the cage contains tribbles stolen from the
maximum quarantine facility at Paramount.)
Zapper
- Sunday,
August 01, 1999 at 10:15:31 (MDT)
Almost immediately, the Spaam_woodlice stop exploding, and land
in droves on the Warlord's ships. And though they eat everything in sight
from antenae to sensors, to guns, the hull armor itself is far too dense
for them to chew through. A large number of them settle for wandering towards
the forward viewport, stick their tongues out, making rude faces and obscene
gestures at the bridge crew....
Zapper
- Sunday,
August 01, 1999 at 10:18:03 (MDT)
*sends message to the front line* This is a priority overide! All
forces are to cease fire on the second partie and concentrate all firepower
on Stanley and his goons!
Lord_Woodlouse
- Sunday,
August 01, 1999 at 10:44:10 (MDT)
Ay Sah!
Field
Marshal Woodlouse
- Sunday,
August 01, 1999 at 10:45:15 (MDT)
With the two main battlecruisers partially incapacitated, the tide
of battle begins to turn. The Quicksilver fighters though, are far too
maneuverable, and continue to blast falling Woodlice from the skies. This
opens an attack corridor, and the H5's proceed on a bombing run to obliterate
Macy's and Madison Avenue....
Zapper
- Sunday,
August 01, 1999 at 10:47:09 (MDT)
*the floating woodlouse warships begin to arrive, leading the assault
is the "HGS Blue Pea" it begins the assualt on Stanleys vessels and launches
fighters and troop pods*
Lord_Woodlouse
- Sunday,
August 01, 1999 at 10:52:04 (MDT)
On commands from the Halbert, a wing of Quicksilver fighters break
off from 'umbrella' duty and streaks down deeper into the atmosphere. They
soon spot their quarry floating gently down on large parachutes. It is
the escape pod, jetissoned from the compromised Brain-beam gunnery deck.
The Quicksilvers open fire..
Zapper
- Sunday,
August 01, 1999 at 10:57:46 (MDT)
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