The RP WarZone...

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*Cyborg Stan gets hit repeatedly with the butt end of a rifle, but rolls out of the way. A well placed backflip knocks Captain Woodlouse over, and is hit with the staff in the follow-up. Woodlouse manages to land a few hits to the guts, and Cyborg counters with roundhouse to the head...*
Cyborg Stan of CyKoLaJx, Inc. <Battle Music from Final Fanasty Seven>
- Monday, August 02, 1999 at 08:41:54 (MDT)

Sorry, I meant 'Final Fanasty Six (Three in the US)'. And believe me, it sounds better in WinGroove, or at least the midi player that came with Windooze.
Cyborg Stan of CyKoLaJx, Inc.
- Monday, August 02, 1999 at 08:46:27 (MDT)

*grabs a long peice of console and begins to rapidly swing at Stanley does a flip over his head and hits him in the head only to get a series of rapid punches to the face, woodlouse then grabs his arm and swings him over onto the floor with a thud, as woodlouse turns to attack he gets kicked into a wall leaving a woodlouse shaped hole. As Stanley aproaches the fallen woodlouse a peice of circuitry falls onto his head and shorts him out for a while. The two fighters have effectivly canceled each other out, they lay there while the sounds of beam weapons and explosions can be heard rocking the armour of the ship.
Captain Woodlouse
- Monday, August 02, 1999 at 09:04:51 (MDT)

*meanwhile, elsewhere on the "Slicer" Alien tribbles are seen to have escaped from the planet surface and set up a new home, an Alien Tribble Queen (green and furry) is breeding at a terrible rate*
Lord_Woodlouse <<------ The Gremlins Theme>
- Monday, August 02, 1999 at 09:20:05 (MDT)

*Having broken into the Slicer shortly after it came up for air, TDK charges through the decks firing at every last lump of fur he sees. Unfortunately this includes human heads far too often. He charges through with only a single though on his mind.* Kill the Tribbles.
TDK
- Monday, August 02, 1999 at 09:52:28 (MDT)

*The two duelers slowly wake up and spot eachother. They advance and are about to engage eachother once again when the sound of tearing metal causes them to turn and look at the disturbance. There they both see the fastest zombie imaginable, carrying a large phaser rifle, run across the room knocking them both down yet again and then charging through the opposite wall.*
TDK
- Monday, August 02, 1999 at 10:29:30 (MDT)

In the chaos if battle, a vital power cable was cut. With no power going into the Slicer's Temporal Sustainer, the backup cells start draining at an alarming rate. Emergency claxons and flashing red light activate throughout the entire fleet. In a voice suspiciously like Sarah Michelle Gellar, the computer notifies all members of Stan's battle fleet. - "Warning! Warning! Main temporal sustainer field collapse imminent! Reversion to the 25th century will occur in T-minus 10 minutes! All time-jump ships not within 100 meters of the Slicer upon reversion will be permanently trapped in this temporal nexus!! Warning! Warning!"
Zapper
- Monday, August 02, 1999 at 10:43:07 (MDT)

Elsewhere: When the Slicer submerged offshore, it caused flash flooding of NY and Manhattan. Ironically, the city was saved from the tsunami by an unexpected bit of good fortune - The largest, toughest breakwater in the universe. A beached SSD. The tidal bore rushed out of the ocean, crashed against the side of the SSD, and dissipitated. N.Y. is saved. The accompanying storms, normally a threat in themselves, were considered a godsend. For they put out the countless fires still raging in the city. The fires on SSD_Insufficiently_Reluctant's own deck, littered with flaming debris from the now obliterated ID4 saucer, were also put out. Nothing squelches a fire more effectively than a few megatons worth of tsunami.. Among the great deal of wreckage washed off the SSD's superstructure, was one lone mirrored egg. Freed from the entrapment of tons of ID4 wreckage, it slowly lifted into the sky, panned about as if homing into a distant signal.. and dissapears with the sound of a sonic boom.
Zapper
- Monday, August 02, 1999 at 13:51:34 (MDT)

On board the HTMS Slicer: Hearing the warning claxons, a resourceful cyborg from Stan's engineering crew rushes into the gym, rips out the excercycle, and brings it back to the engineering bay. Quickly, he wires the two together, and then starts pedalling furiously. The claxons cease, the flashing red lights go out, and the irritating Sarah Michelle Gellar computer voice announces that power has been restored to the temporal sustainer system. For now. The cyborg, tongue hanging out in exhaustion, hopes he has bought his fellow warborgs enough time to regroup and throw off the enemy boarders....
Zapper
- Monday, August 02, 1999 at 14:15:01 (MDT)

Inside the SSD _Insufficiently Reluctant_, all is not well. Inside the world's biggest breakwater, self-proclaimed Admiral Jadesfire stalks around the auxilary bridge, glaring at the surviving senior officers. The limp body of one of the non-surviving officers lies on the floor with a broken neck. "What do you mean you didn't see that thing!" "Uh...we've determined that the officer on sensors at the time was...uh...playing a Doom tournament with one of the off-duty ensigns....." The Admiral nods, annoyed yet unsurprised. "Have we got anything out of the prisoners?" "Most of them seem to have been crushed when we...uh...landed...." Jadesfire smiles in a decidedly disturbing manner. "Good. Saves time."

- Monday, August 02, 1999 at 14:31:27 (MDT)

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