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In the SSD, a gunnery captain picks himself up off the floor, and
sees the HTMS Slicer in the sensor scan, drifting off the starbord bow.
The overzealous officer, thinking Stan meant to drown them deliberately,
instruct the gun crews in Starbord turret 1 and 3 to open fire. The main
batteries, each 150meters across and housing 5 guns apiece with a bore
diameter of 10 meters.. turns ponderously. Will this be the end of the
Warlord C-Stan? Of Lord_Woodlouse and TDK? Stay tuned for the next episode
of: "Invasion! From the 25th Century!"... [commercial break]
Zapper
- Monday,
August 02, 1999 at 16:43:19 (MDT)
Hand on, why am I threatened?! Iam in the war room! *looks out of
the window and find the war room sitting within Stanleys ship* Wha... What
the bloody hell happened?!!?!? *grabs two rifles and orders some nearby
guards to follow him out* Lets get out of here gentlemen.
Lord_Woodlouse
- Monday,
August 02, 1999 at 17:20:45 (MDT)
Replace the first word "hand" with the word "hang" and all will
become clear.
Cecil
the Correction Thingy
- Monday,
August 02, 1999 at 17:22:26 (MDT)
*wakes up to hear Sarah Michelle Gellar speaking to him* Oooohh
my baby, you've returned to me! *suddely realises that its a warning computer*
Ah, erm... Time to make a sharp exit methinks. *runs to find a way out,
finding Lord Woodlouse along the way the united partie goes to one of the
assault shuttles and starts speeding away*
Captain
Woodlouse
- Monday,
August 02, 1999 at 17:30:43 (MDT)
*wakes up to see a huge peice of SSD armour over his body and feeling
agony all over over hos body* OOoooh I have that tingling feeling again,
Mmmmmmmm. *begins agitating body to cause more pain* Yeah baby, yeah!!!!
*jumps out of containment and leaps out of a gaping hole in the SSD and
starts jumping and waving his arms around New York*
S&M_Woodlouse
- Monday,
August 02, 1999 at 17:45:37 (MDT)
The city formerly known as New York anyway....
Savannah
- Monday,
August 02, 1999 at 17:49:07 (MDT)
*flys to the "Blue Pea"* Ah, relative safety! *the group makes its
way to the bridge to address Field Marshal Woodlouse*
Lord and
Captain Woodlouse
- Monday,
August 02, 1999 at 17:56:51 (MDT)
*Inspired by their recent 'exposure' to Earth's culture, Cyborg's
team comes with an ingenious idea for power... carving letters into a nearby
building with beam weapons, they advertize the opening of a new gym --
pretty soon, a thousand chubby New Yorkkers are waiting on their turn on
the exercycle...*
Cyborg
Stan of CyKoLaJx, Inc.
- Monday,
August 02, 1999 at 18:05:05 (MDT)
You better have some Oxigen tanks ready for when the N. Yorkers
begin to have heart attacks.
Savannah
- Monday,
August 02, 1999 at 18:10:08 (MDT)
*begins firing KFC chicken outside the "Slicer", the New Yorkkers
suddenly gain a new priority as they see FREE fatty meat for them, they
dont seem to care that it has been on a New York pavement (or sidewalk)
and begin to rush out of the "Slicer", alert sirens begin again*
Field
Marshal Woodlouse
- Monday,
August 02, 1999 at 18:32:01 (MDT)
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