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Cyborg Stan : Open a channel to the _Halbred_. _Halbred_, do you copy? Evacuate all personal from the forward sections, and drop forward shields and integrity fields on my mark. (To helm) Evaucate the remaining rear portions! Turn off any remaining rear shields! (To _Halbred_)... Okay..... MARK! Okay, now ram our backside! *Both ships shudder as the two once-might ships crash into each other.... and with the now damaged _Slicer_ shunting powers to repairs, metallic, snakelike cables lance out and grab.... the damaged front sections of the _Halbred_. Seeing the strategy, the crew of the _Halbred_ does likewise. As the grab on and tighten, the ships straighten out and align themselves like a doctor setting a fracture. Soon, the two ships are one.....* Cyborg Stan : See if you can tractor and set some hull plates from the debris of the Woodlice ships. It isn't ideal, but their self-healing capabilty should help seal up the exposed areas quickly. Helm : Aye aye, sir! Cyborg Stan : I christen this the _Lord Amoung Drakes_.......
Cyborg Stan of CyKoLaJx, Inc.
- Thursday, August 12, 1999 at 02:00:38 (MDT) 
...With repairs going on constantly around him, glad this isn't a federation craft so they don't have to repair all the needlessly blown consoles. After a few seconds, Lurkerdrive comes back up, then sensors. Darva barks out quick orders, and the Atypical Malfuntion dissapears from posterspace, reapearing far enough away from the Iron Fist that the odd composition of the hull will protect them from any incidental scans. Within moments, Darva is once more in the bowels of the ship, checking over his last 10 minutes of luck, needing to get it back in to shape to fire very soon... C'mon.... C'mon... I need Main Character Syndrome... Every bit of luck would help...

Darva (Lurker Extrodinare)
- Thursday, August 12, 1999 at 02:05:33 (MDT) 
Halting his futile catch-up to the dissapearing tank, the Emperor, shaking with weakness from the reopened wounds still seeping blood, stands.. and concentrates. Within the tank, the Lava-lamp of Doom twitches, then rises into the air and exits out the top hatch, evading TDK's frantic grabbing just as the tank dashes out of the fighter bay and tumbles into space.. In a blur of speed, the lamp slaps into the Emperor's outstretched hand. With maniacal laughter, he reasserts his psychic link via the lamp to Jadesfire's rigid body in the Insufficiently_Reluctant. And commands that the SSD hyperjump to his side.

The Emperor
- Thursday, August 12, 1999 at 02:08:22 (MDT) 
With nerves of steel (or copper), the Cylons 'manning' the HVIC batteries continue to pour forth their devastating barrage of high velocity idiots into orbit even when under constant attack by the Empire's fighters. This "Arclight" tactic, made famous in Korea and Nam, uses saturation artillery bombardment against an advancing skirmish line. One's own troops will suffer casualties from the barrage, but the damage inflicted against the enemy could be decisive. In this case, it was. Caught between high velocity toilet seats raining on them from above, and high velocity idiots shooting up at them from the planet below, the Empire's capships climb at maximum boost out of the planet's gravitational influence while under constant harrassment from the defending forces. With a third of their forces in rebellion (Xanarius) and almost half of the remainder destroyed with the rest in various degrees of damage, they withraw from the field of battle. Pulling out in groups, they retreat from the kill-zone above the equator and hyperjumps to regroup at L5.

The Emperor
- Thursday, August 12, 1999 at 02:10:11 (MDT) 
Reader #1 : That Cyborg Dude was always a little verbose. I mean, the _Lord Amoung Drakes_? Reader #2 : Yeah, I always thought that he SUCKED. Why couldn't he call it _Drakelord_, or something? Cyborg Stan : That sounds fine. *He then uses a chainsaw to cut off the two readers' heads, and escapes on the Shopping Cart of DOOM!*

Cyborg Stan of CyKoLaJx, Inc. <And now for something totally different!>
- Thursday, August 12, 1999 at 02:13:48 (MDT) 
...From his seat deep in the ship, the little display screen shows TDK tumbling out of the Iron Fist just as he completes the recalibrations to his last 10 minutes of luck. He manualy targets the thing, then grinning, he slaps on the fire button. Expecting to see the Iron Fist dissapear from real space, he blinks, his jaw nearly falling from his face as BOTH SSD's dissapear Softly cursing under his breath, that he doesn't even know is an echo of the emperor's much louder cursing as the conversion of the Iron Fist to lurkerspace causes the ship to rumble, and odd feelings to fizzle through his force tuned mind at a very inoportune time, and the lamp shudders in his grasp, then falls to the floor of the SSD, shattering into miniscule shards, and releasing one very pissed off JadesFire...

Darva (Lurker Extrodinare)
- Thursday, August 12, 1999 at 02:19:10 (MDT) 
With Jadesfire released from the psionic emprisonment, her conciousness instantaneously reverts to her body aboard the Insufficiently_Reluctant. Shooting up from her seat in all of the sudden, she causes half her bridge crew to faint in terror. With a feral howl heard throughout the ship, she let it be known that Admiral Jadesfire, Mistress of The Sith has returned!! Then, with cold fury, she commands her ship to unleash a full assault on the Iron Fist. Her remaining crew, now completely befuddled, give up trying to figure out what their obviously deraged admiral is doing, and quickly turn to go about accomplishing her orders posthaste. Nothing like the fear of force-induced disembowelment to get a large crew to work at feverish speed and ZERO backtalk...

Narrator
- Thursday, August 12, 1999 at 02:29:24 (MDT) 
The Emperor, finding himself without his prize catch, is suddenly thrown to the deck. The Fist has been hit by a full broadside from the Reluctant. Then, on an almost unimaginable scale, the two humongous ships unleash fire upon each other at point blank range. Like a slow-motion ballet, both ships jockey for positional advantage. Canon blasts trade back and forth, portions of shield are overwhelmed and superstructure gets blown off and vaporized. The Reluctant, weakened by the ID4 impact damage as well as that sustained in attempting to breach the defensive spherical formation just a few days ago (was it just a few days ago? it seemed like a lifetime...ahem...) gets the harder part of the bargain.

The Emperor
- Thursday, August 12, 1999 at 02:42:44 (MDT) 
With a sudden lurch, both ships revert to realspace. It does't matter a whit, as they continue pounding on each other like there is no tomorrow. The Insufficiently_Reluctant reels from the onslaught, her shields about to collapse. All of a sudden, the Iron Fist rocks from internal explosions. TDK, watching (and getting horribly dizzy) from the tumbling tank, bares a fearsome Klingon smile. His photorp has detonated. The Fist stagges like a drunk in an skating rink, veering out of control.

Narrator
- Thursday, August 12, 1999 at 03:03:51 (MDT) 
... Seeing the Iron Fist return to Posterspace, he opens full salvos of all their weapons towards the emperors ship. Not that It means too much to the huge vessel, even in it's weakened state, but the Atypical Malfunction continues to pound the ship with everything it has. His ship presses in closer, taking hits from the Iron Fist to help shield the Insufficently Reluctant...

Darva (Lurker Extrodinare)
- Thursday, August 12, 1999 at 03:15:58 (MDT) 
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