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Well, I guess it's peacful now. Time to go home. Helm, take us back
down to what remains of the TPM lounge. *"Yes, sir" The ghaytanHa' takes
a spot on an unkept grassy yard which surrounds the remains of a small,
very damaged wood shack. TDK steps down the entry ramp.* Ahhh, real atmosphere.
Haven't breathed that in a long time.
TDK
- Monday,
August 23, 1999 at 15:49:11 (MDT)
*opens a channel to the main woodlouse fleet* "We have reason to
believe Admiral Jadesfire has been assimilated by the Zerg....she looks
like a spider..."*delicate shudder*
Lady Cicilia
Doef'Rini
- Monday,
August 23, 1999 at 16:27:19 (MDT)
*after receiveing message* Hmmm, I wonder if she knows *An officer
speaks "Sir! She is green and has more legs than need be, I think we can
guess the answer!!"* Yes, your right, do you think we should tell her?
*"I meant she doubtless knows already!"* Ah, yes, yes of course silly of
me... *The officer stares at his commander with contempt* Oh, do you think
you could fix up some tea and KFC for me?, thanks! *The officer walks off
boiling with anger*
Field
Marshal Woodlouse
- Monday,
August 23, 1999 at 16:39:52 (MDT)
*TDK looks around then remembers something. He turns to the orange
spider sitting on the entry ramp.* I'll be back shortly. I'm leaving the
ghaytanHa' under your supervision. Make sure nobody tries to touch it.
If they do, *he pulls out his D'k'tagh and hands it to the spider, who
is suddenly very imbalanced by the weight* you have my permission and request
to do away with them and violently and as gruesomely as possible. *He turns
and walks toward a totalled classic yellow car then steps into the ugly
green PoS beside it and drives off.*
TDK
- Monday,
August 23, 1999 at 21:01:28 (MDT)
Seeing that they are getting nowhere fast with the wierd and uncooperative
locals, the Magistrates cast a difuse sensor web over the entire system.
Sifting through the data, they note the extensive illegal use of temporally
displaced Class5 Arbieters. As this network was locally generated by the
fugitive Zapper, and not tied into the Arbieter Control Authority network
at Y3K, they had very limited control over them. Studying the data brought
back by the probes, they determine that this timeline has been irrevocably
changed, and had split off into an alternate reality. Knowing that the
longer they stayed, the harder it would be to return to their own timeline,
they drop off several standard temporal monitor and relay suites, then
return to their origin. If Zapper were to show up, the Temporal Enforcement
Authority will be notified.
Magistrates
- Monday,
August 23, 1999 at 22:08:44 (MDT)
Checklist: Zapper is still in negative operational status, buried
deep in the sand of an unidentified pacific island with the remains of
his ship. His remains are being cared for by 2 spiders. TDK has landed
on Earth, and took off to parts unknown, leaving behind his new BoP in
the capable (if skeletal) hands of his crew. However, not knowing of the
deeply ingrained Arbieter programming against inflicting damage on sentient
organisms, he has left his ship undefended. It can activate shields, run,
or hide, but cannot fight back without him. Admiral Jadesfire has recently
been infested by her own Zerg colony, and is mutating into a new Zerg Queen
on the converted Mimas base. Her mind twisted by the instinctively hostile
Zerg genetic prerogative (well, twisted some more at any rate.), she now
sees the entire system as ripe for Zerg conquest. Savannah, in her now
fully repaired Interdictor, maintains Earth orbit while her crew are out
on shore leave at various tropical resorts. The stormtroopers sunbathing
in Hawaii became an instant tourist attraction, as they were under strict
orders to behave themselves. The local authorities were having fits though,
as they all walked about armed to the teeth, paid in Imperial gold coins,
and had no valid entry visas.. Cyborg Stan is out in deep space, investigating
the reasons why the late Emperor had chosen to attack the Earth. His ship,
the Drakelord, remains at the hidden Outlyer base undergoing extensive
refit. House Woodlouse is currently on standby, going about their patrols
and devouring large amounts of tea and scones.. The Cylons in New York,
their BaseStar fully repaired, prepares to lift for orbit. Oddly enough,
surplus Cylon heads have become a hotly traded commodity item on E-bay..
And Q'Res, their commander, was awarded the "Key to The City" of New York
in a grand ceremony that took place at the Metropolitan Opera House. Godzilla
was killed early in the war by Jadesfire, and Father of Godzilla was killed
by TDK with several 120mm armor piercing stomach cramps. His remains have
been stolen by a certain Colonel, diced, deep-fried, and sold with gravy
to the gullible populance as KFC Super Jumbo Chicken Nuggets... Darva The
Lurker has returned to Sol system and keeping an eye on the Posters. He
currently uses a phony Dreadnought, the real one having been ditched in
deep space. The Galactic Emperor is dead, carbon frozen, and now serves
as Cyborg Stan's coat hanger / lawn ornament onboard his shuttle. S'Tranak
the Vulcan has returned from his wild goose chase out in space, and is
looking to hire someone to steal his ship from the local police impound
lot, where it has been claimed as evidence in an ongoing murder investigation.
House Xanarious has left the system. The whereabouts and current activities
of Hindmost the Puppeteer are unknown. House Panchik has left the system,
with a big fat Swiss bank account from selling HVTS units and a year's
supply of Lousenite toilet seats to various military organizations world
wide. House Yah'Noik have left the system to continue deep space exploration
and is not expected to return for at least several months. Leroy the Protector
has a new mobile cloaked base built into a large comet in the Oort cloud.
He has ditched the Vulcan ship, and is currently watching the alien forces
in Sol system closely for signs of hostile activity. The Magistrates, frustrated
by the uncooperative wierdos present in this temporal nexus, have left
behind monitoring and relay probes to notify them if the fugitive 'Zapper'
were to show up. They have left this timeline. Other events: Earth has
suffered a serious rain of orbital debris, and is currently recovering
from a short nuclear winter induced by the partial bombardment inflicted
by the Empire fleet. The volcano in Australia has been snuffed out. Large
craters mar the landscape. Paris is a crater from the fall of the Mir space
station. New York is heavily damaged, but rebuilding. The State and City
of New York are suing Jadesfire for the sum of a trillion dollers, plus
interest. And Ms. Liberty was last seen skinny dipping in Jadesfire Bay.
Narrator
- Monday,
August 23, 1999 at 22:55:12 (MDT)
At a bombed out HVIC installation in Jersey, a heap of scrap metal
moves... and crashes aside. Emerging into the sunlight, a much dented,
scratched, and roughly patched up Cylon staggers to its feet. Looking about,
it begins to walk unsteadily towards the far distant city where its BaseStar
was preparing to lift. If one peered closely at the helmet visor, one can
see a pair of tiny bickering chrome spiders pulling minute rods and stomping
on pedals. The original Cylon brain having been smashed, the jury-rigged
manual controls were instead put in. Now, wandering like a wino, the Lost
Chrome Soldier begins its long unsteady clomping back to its base for more
extensive repairs...
Narrator
- Monday,
August 23, 1999 at 23:32:43 (MDT)
Ok, gimme a full repair report. Cylon 3 - "Sir the ship is ready
for launch, however we did have to abandon the entire lower section, it
was far too damaged. In addition we found some interesting debris lying
around the following additions have been made to our vessel. *picks up
a list* We have added some Woodlousian armor plating from a few of the
ships we blew up, added some shield generators from the enemy derelicts,
and 6 Heavy turbolasers that came off the bottom of that SSD.... the Insufficiently
Intelligent or something like that." Insufficiently Reluctant, do you know
what Jadesfire would do if she heard you call it what you just did? You'd
be a 6 pack of Coke cans right now.
Q`res
<[email protected]>
- Monday,
August 23, 1999 at 23:51:31 (MDT)
May I explain what happens when people rig Louseanite to their alien
ships? No? Good. It dies, which means although it still remains a strong
metal and indeed useful for armour, it will not repair itself and will
not activate stress resistance, it conforms to the rules set forth by the
D.O.W.A. and hence will not willingly allow itself to be used by unidentified
vessels.
Lord_Woodlouse
- Tuesday,
August 24, 1999 at 07:28:11 (MDT)
Mothership detected. Attempting to reestablish contact. Attempt
Failed. Scanning. Conclusion reached: ship is derelict. Beginning salvage
operation.
Vulcan
remote probe #12 <[email protected]>
- Tuesday,
August 24, 1999 at 09:43:25 (MDT)
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