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*Kraik pondered for a while, then began to speak* Well, our claim to the earth is quite simply birthright, Woodlice have been living on Earth far longer than the humans, and indeed it is our homeworld as well as theirs. There are some who think that humans should be moved... or even destroyed. But we regard this as un-civilised and would be a negative factor toward peaceful cooexistance between our nations. As such Xanarious Prime, or Sol as some call it, is regarded as deep in Imperium territory, but because of our interest in your species and our forthcomming alliance the Imperator has granted the Vulcans and affiliates total freedom of travel throughout Imperium territory, including Xanarious Prime itself! *The Field Marshal smiles and takes a sip from the water on the table*
Field Marshal Xanarious
- Friday, October 08, 1999 at 17:34:00 (MDT) 
*Dr. Iynith was facinated by the Vulcan vessel, she looked at the replicator at the side and decided to experiment* KFC please. *the replicator calmly responds "Please repeat your request"* KFC. *"That is not within replicator database, please state ingedients"* Dont be silly, no one knows the ingedients for KFC, its a secret dammit! *"Please repeat ingedients"* Forget it, I'll have a scone *"Would you like your scone with cream, jam, tuna, cheese, banana..."* Jam and cream! *Some jam and cream appears in the replicator* No! Jam and cream topping on a scone! *"That is an invalid combination"* I dont care! Ok, give me a plain scone... *a plain scone appears* Right you little git! *Iynith grins and rubs the plain scone over the jam and cream that appeared before and begins to gorge herself. Some Vulcans turn toward her* Mwha, muo mwooking mwat? *Some cream drips down her carapiece* Mwammit!

Dr. Iynith Xanarious
- Friday, October 08, 1999 at 17:52:15 (MDT) 
*Decides to go for a walk after being stuck on the bridge for days trying to ignore the mini-war going on elsewhere on the ship*

Savannah
- Friday, October 08, 1999 at 20:55:49 (MDT) 
As the mixed fleet of Woodlouse and Empire ships maintain a perimeter around the world of Zahhniki, Woodlouse 'prisoners of war' intermingled freely with their GE (Galactic Empire) counterparts. In the mess lounge of a Nebulon frigate: "..and up till now I still wake up from nightmares of that terrible holographic monster your forces used to destroy my ship.. what was it you said it was called again? Ah, yes.. the Mickey Mouse, the overlord of the Magic Kingdom..." The Empire captain, in deep conversation with his Panchick counterpart, absentmindedly waves away the ship's waiter. "Yes," replied the Louse. "They are from Hoo-Man mythology. Terrible creatures they are.. depicted as indestructable. Our alliance thought it appropriate. For my part, I must admit that your forces were frightfully well organized. I recall the time when your ships jumped in among my modified freighters and snared them in that tractor beam web.. That was scary I tell you! Was waiting to die.. That was most unfair! Let's see your freighters go against my freighters..." The two grizzled captains laugh, then toast each other with small chilled glasses of vodka, and continue remincing about old times and past battles..

Narrator
- Friday, October 08, 1999 at 22:48:11 (MDT) 
"We are aware of your origins" replied the Admiral. " but the same is true of all of your species. And from the little that Woodlouse House YahJini can tell us on the subject, it seems your claim would not be recognised by the rest of the Houses. Has this situation changed?"

Scottty <[email protected]>
- Friday, October 08, 1999 at 22:50:41 (MDT) 
With the collapse of Marissa's Improbability Field, the Vulcan light cruisers began to return. S'Tranak, however, was still missing.

Scottty <[email protected]>
- Friday, October 08, 1999 at 22:56:18 (MDT) 
Oh, most certainly! The majority of Houses presently support the Xanarious administration, indeed Yah'Jini is one of our official supporters!

Field Marshal Xanarious
- Saturday, October 09, 1999 at 00:24:41 (MDT) 
*Skeleton #7: "We have located the last of the three Romulan Warbirds, Sir. It is on the far side of Mars in the center of a large group of Vulcan and Xanarious warships. I would strongly suggest we not go after it."* Xanarious? What're they doin' here? *"It would appear that the politics in this syetem have dramatically shifted while we were onboard the _Still Unnamed_ as there are several vessels in the region from the other houses which are not doing anything about the Xanarious pressence. It would appear that the houses have reached a peaceful agreement."* With the Xanarious? But what about the Vulcans? Last I checked they didn't exactly like us due to a certain ship hijacking. *"Again, it's possible that a peaceful sollution was reached. If the Woodlice could make peace with the Xanarious anything is possible."* Ok. I guess then they're taking care of the Rommulans. Whaddya say we go pick up some more Bloodwine?

TDK
- Saturday, October 09, 1999 at 21:33:18 (MDT) 
*The ghaytanHa' returned to Earth and went into geosynchronous orbit over TDKs home in the Silicon Valley. (it's the only place on the planet where people don't think twice about someone wearing a Klingon mask all the time) In the second transporter room (the currently empty one, not the one with the tank still sitting in it) TDK punched in the coordinates of his basement. He activated the transporter beam and enough barrels of bloodwine to fill the entire transporter room.* Now to find out where the party is. *to the orange spider sitting on the console* Could you tell me where Cheesybean is? *Yes. He is on Zahhniki with the Zahh'Nothi.* Ok. Tell the bridge to set a course at cruise speed. The party won't start till we get there.

TDK
- Sunday, October 10, 1999 at 15:07:30 (MDT) 
*Stuffy was sitting in the canteen, eating some un-fried chicken and wasent very happy about it. Then, suddenly, one of her Watchers came in the door and spoke "Your supposed to be going after Marissa you know"* Hey, where did you come from? *"I followed you in a shuttle provided by the Order of the Arachnae Venors"* They have shuttles? Why dident they tell me?! *"You never asked... anyway, presently your on the wrong ship, Marissa is not here"* What?! You said she was! *"Yes, that was before... she appears to have gone"* Oh.... great *"Well...did any ships leave?"* Well... yeah, that Klingon thing, but I know she wasent flying it *"Hmmm, she must be hiding in it, she has probably realised the limitations of her powers."* So you want me to go after it? How on earth do I do that? *"I belive the ship was populated by chrome spiders... There are some on this Interdictor, ask them of its destination" with that the Watcher leaves, walking slowly down a corridor* Oh, great, on my own again.... *Stuffy grabs a nearby chrome spider, flicking it on the head to get its attention* Right you, where has that Klingon ship gone? *"TDKs? Its heading to Zahhniki..."* Zahhniki?! Thats the Zahh'Nothi command world, I wonder why he is going there.. *"I belive he wishes to party, miss"* Party?! OoOoOoOoH! Right! *Stuffy runs toward the shuttle bay with the spider in hand...* Right spider guy, you can lead the way to the party! Wayhay! Totaly!!

Stuffy the Vampider Hunter
- Monday, October 11, 1999 at 06:38:12 (MDT) 
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