There was a wife that was sick and tired of her hubby not giving her any sex and she thought of an idea... She would put on her nightgown on backwards, so it would plunge low in the front, and her hubby would see it and jump on her bones.

  So that night she put on the gown backward, and pranced in front of her hubby, who was reading the paper. He looked up and then continued back reading... She got so pissed, she stomped her foot and said "Don't you see anything different?" Hubby looked up and said "Yes dear you have you nightgown on backwards." She said 'Wow, how did you know?"