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| "Day in the Barrel" A GI is stationed in a remote outpost in Alaska. There are no women, and he is horny after a few weeks there. So he goes to see his first Sgt. and asks for a pass to go to the nearest town to get some female company. The Sgt. tells him that he can't let him go now, but to look out the window. "You see that barrel the Sgt. asks?" "Yes," said the GI. The Sgt. tells him to go stick his manhood in the barrel, and he would be satisfied. The GI didn't take him seriously until a few days later. He went to the barrel, stuck his manhood in, and was completely satisfied. Happy finally, he went to the Sgt. to thank him about telling him about the barrel. The GI asked, "can I use that barrel anytime I get a hard-on?" The Sgt said, "yes, any day except Tuesday." "Why not Tuesday" the GI asked? "Because that's your day in the barrel, said the Sgt." |
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